I’m sorry but I couldn’t find a dick-related survey pic! Remember when I had you guys take all those surveys cuz’ I have a weird fetish for surveys? Yeah, those. Well, one of my bosses (I know, you thought I just ran this blog all […]
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Taken From Tumblr: Which One Of These Rando Dudes Should Do Porn?
It’s survey time! I value your opinion! (I also like to see if our taste in men matches up!) I trolled Tumblr for pics of hot dudes who aren’t (as far as I know, but if you spot someone familiar, tell me, porn detectives!) in […]
Robert Has A Hot Ass And Will Get Buttfucked On Camera For $$$
And that’s EXACTLY what we ALL look for when we’re propositioning dudes in parking garages! Robert is some bohunk at the parking garage who must have a car note due cuz’ he goes from being offered $5 to take off his shirt to taking a […]
Gabriel Cross And Alex Mecum Are The Porn Pairing You Didn’t Know You Needed
First off, taking Alexander Mecum’s big dick can’t always be easy. Especially if you’re a smaller guy like Gabriel Cross. Cross might be pained, but you can’t blame Mecum for giving it his all. Imagine if that perky, bouncy ass of Gabriel’s ass was in […]
Falcon: Trenton Ducati And Ryan Rose Find Their Newest Member In “Urban Spokes”
Goddam, did Falcon Studios end Urban Spokes on a high note. Or a HARD note. Trenton Ducati and Ryan Rose are trying to find the newest member of their cyclist club. This is the oddest initiation I’ve ever seen for a bicycle club. I haven’t […]
Sean Cody: Mateo And Sean Throw The Pigskin Around, Fuck
Mateo and Sean are like two buddies just hanging out, throwing around a football and helping each other get off. What else are friends for? Isn’t that usually how it goes? I can’t tell you how many times me and my pals hang out so […]
Beefy Fuckers: I Really Need Ashton McKay To Bottom
Ashton McKay sends me places wherein I think the load I blow might knock pictures off my wall. He’s young, beefy, and startlingly sexy. Hi Ashton! BUT HE DOESN’T BOTTOM. Right? (Unless I missed something. That’s why I keep you guys as my porn detectives.) […]
Alex Mecum Is Flip-Fucking With Bruce Beckham For TitanMen
Two of the most spectacular bodies in the industry are flip-fucking in TitanMen’s Beards. Alex Mecum and Bruce Beckham start off in a barber chair and end up flip-fucking for the gods. This is how most of my haircuts go. I go “oh, 1 1/2 […]
Brent Corrigan Directs Himself In The Brent Corrigan-Written “Ultra Fan”
I REALLY like the premise of Brent Corrigan’s latest for NakedSword Originals. In Ultra Fan, Brent plays himself being blackmailed into performing as a cam boy so that Jack Hunter isn’t brutalized anymore by Sean Duran? I love the idea of Brent, who is so […]
On Set: Exclusive Footage Of Colby Jansen, Brett Dylan, And Drew Hill For Colby’s Crew
The most POPULAR scene series on Colby’s Crew has been “The Internship.” Colby Jansen‘s looking for interns. And when you’re Colby Jansen, your interview process isn’t exactly the norm. You probably won’t see this as a “how-to” in Forbes. (Unless Forbes suddenly got very readable.) […]











