As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]
Category: Television
Matthew Morrison Makes Us Hot For Teacher
We're still recovering from Cory Monteith's cock as
Follow Friday: @AlecMapa
Alec Mapa is one of the funniest people on this planet, and you'd be a fool if you didn't follow him on Twitter. Though our Follow Friday feature may usually be reserved for porn stars (who regularly post sexy pictures), you simply cannot miss this […]
Thad Castle Will Stick His Balls In Your Ass
Spike TV's latest comedy series Blue Mountain State may be intended for the douchey frat boy demographic, but more than a few gay men will be enticed to tune in for the January 12th premiere. The show features sexy actor Alan Ritchson as obnoxious jock […]
Who Knew Ando Had Such A Hot Body?
Even though the first season of Heroes was pretty damn awesome, I stopped caring about the show halfway through the second season. Between Hayden Panettiere's melodramatic whining and the series' regularly over-the-top antics, I just couldn't handle watching it anymore. But there is one way to convince […]
Would You Hit That?: Jake Pavelka
You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" […]
True Blood Gets Even Hotter!
Could True Blood get any hotter? Yes, it actually can! In the third season, Lafayette will be getting a love interest, played by Kevin Alejandro. You may remember Alejandro from his roles as Santos on Ugly Betty or Nate Moretta on Southland. Be prepared to see […]
Kyle & Fish Finally Do It
Gay soap opera couple Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish (affectionately known as "Kish") have finally consummated their relationship on One Life to Live. The scene, starring Brett Claywell and Scott Evans, is raunchier than you would expect from daytime television. I couldn't believe it when […]
Who Would You Rather?: Jersey Shore Edition
Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm better than you just because I don't watch Jersey Shore, but there's a pretty high chance that I am. Just kidding! If you want to watch trashy "reality" television, then that's your prerogative. Who am I to say […]
Secret Sex: Danny Gokey
If we're being blatantly honest, I wasn't really rooting for any of the top three contestants on the most recent season of American Idol. Okay, so maybe I did want Adam Lambert to win some points for the "home team", but none of them were […]