This past Monday marked the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag U. The show follows previous contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race, as they transform biological females into their fabulous counterparts. Overall, it’s a hilarious and totally campy spinoff of the original series, and the women on the show […]
Category: Television
Who Would You Rather?: Haven Edition
Are you watching SyFy‘s latest series Haven? Because maybe you should be. I’m not saying that because it’s actually any good. Would we even be able to make that declaration after only two episodes? However, we can say with absolutely no hesitation that the show […]
Album Review: Jersey Shore Soundtrack
If your soul doesn’t die by the end of the Jersey Shore soundtrack, the show’s own DJ Pauly D will make sure to bury it in the ground. The album’s closing track is his own composition “Beat That Beat (It’s Time To)”, which would be […]
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]
Dear True Blood, Why Isn’t Joe Manganiello Naked Yet?
The good news? Joe Manganiello looked absurdly hot on last night’s episode of True Blood. The bad news? He still hasn’t gotten completely naked yet. I’m almost convinced the producers are teasing us! It’s like they’re having him do all these interviews about running around […]
Secret Sex: Isaiah Mustafa
Does anyone else have a huge crush on Isaiah Mustafa, also known as the guy from those ridiculous Old Spice commercials? Like, I don’t want to be crude or anything… but I kind of want him to pound the shit out of me. Preferably, he’d […]
Kris Allen & Jake Gyllenhaal Will Have Sex On An Island
Okay, so it didn’t happen yet, but Kris Allen and Jake Gyllenhaal are totally going to have sex on a desert island. How am I so confident of this? Because I plan on kidnapping them, throwing them on an island and waiting for them to […]
Why Is Steven Daigle Thanking Me?
I hate to be such a tease. Oh, who am I kidding? If you know me by now, you’re probably aware that I love being a tease. So it goes without saying that I won’t be revealing anything about the context of the photo above. […]
Someone’s Coming Out On 90210
Rumor has it that the upcoming season of 90210 will include a huge coming out storyline. According to Michael Ausiello of Entertainment Weekly, one of the three hunks above will reveal that he’s playing for his team. The options include: “Matt Lanter’s recovering rebel Liam, Michael Steger’s smart […]
Whose Body Looked Best On Last Night’s True Blood?
The title of this post is mostly a rhetorical question, considering that the obvious answer is “Joe Manganiello“. The vampire drama’s resident werewolf hunk finally showed off some skin on last night’s episode, and let’s just say that Taylor Lautner doesn’t have shit on his […]