Earlier this week, everyone was creaming their pants over Rolling Stone‘s upcoming True Blood cover. This didn’t come as much of a surprise, considering that the shot features Anna Paquin sandwiched between two very naked male costars. But are Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard‘s naked […]
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John Barrowman of Torchwood Is Totes Adorbs
Yes, I just said that John Barrowman of Torchwood is totes adorbs. In fact, him and his partner Scott Gill are so cute that I don’t feel guilty for using the expression “totes aborbs”. Not only do they have a cardboard cutout of Taylor Lautner […]
Another Big Brother House Guest Who Should Do Porn
Want to watch one of Big Brother‘s hunky house guests wanking off in the shower? Of course you do! We still haven’t watched a single episode of the show (No offense, Steven Daigle), but that won’t stop us from drooling over beefy stud Lane as […]
Would You Hit That?: Kyle Riabko
Rumor has it that Canadian musician and actor Kyle Riabko will be appearing on the upcoming season of 90210. Why should you care about this? Because he’ll be boning tennis star Teddy Montgomery, as played by former nude model Trevor Donovan. Wait, should we have said […]
This Week On True Blood: Marshall Allman’s Butt
So what was the highlight of last night’s episode of True Blood? I couldn’t really tell you, since I haven’t exactly watched the whole episode. However, these screen-caps indicate that Marshall Allman‘s butt made an appearance, and let it be known–Sam Merlotte‘s little brother has […]
Secret Sex: Tucker Carlson
“I’d thoroughly enjoy ripping off his stupid bow-tie and getting him on his knees… He’s one of the more adorable Fox News talking a-holes who need a good pounding.” That’s a direct quote from a Twitter conversation regarding conservative commentator Tucker Carlson. When I asked […]
The Big C: Not As Depressing As You’d Think
Getting diagnosed with terminal cancer. While it may not sound like the most exciting or uplifting premise for a television show, that didn’t stop Showtime from giving the green light to The Big C. The original series stars award-winning actress Laura Linney as a suburban […]
How About Some Pictures of Adrian Grenier’s Butt?
We’ve already established that you’re not all fans of Adrian Grenier from Entourage, but I’m not gonna lie–I’d still stuff my face in his hairy ass crack. Thankfully, the producers of the show have recognized my celebrity rimjob fantasy, and they’ve opted to help me […]
Gayest Episode of True Blood Ever?
Yup, it’s your weekly update on who got naked on this week’s episode of True Blood, except this week we’re going to do things a little differently. Today’s post only features the man-on-man action from last night’s episode. You can head to our source (at […]
Did The Right Guy Win The Bachelorette?
We’re asking you this question because we’ve never bothered to watch a single episode of The Bachelorette. The season six finale aired this past week, and it looks like some guy named Roberto Martinez wound up winning in the end. It also looks like he’s […]