This fake infomercial from The Whitest Kids U’Know may not be all fresh and new, but we honestly never saw it until recently when a colleague delivered it to our inbox. Not to mention, it involves copious amounts of fake (?) semen. Color us intrigued! […]
Category: Television
Quickie: Alexander Skarsgard
The True Blood premiere can’t come fast enough. And Alexander Skarsgard can’t come IN ME fast enough. The tall, Swedish delicious that plays vampire sherrif Eric on HBO’s blood feast is GQ‘s coverguy this month. And he looks phenomenal per usual. I’ve already established (to […]
Steven Tyler Tried It With A Dude, Didn’t Like It
Steven Tyler has a new book out, and in it he reveals that he fucked around with a guy and didn’t like it. “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn’t dig […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The Men Of “The Killing”
Does anyone else think that AMC’s The Killing is entirely rad? I’m totally invested in finding out who offed the girl, the acting is superb, and the skeevy detective played by Swedish actor Joel Kinnaman is doing it for me. So here’s the three primary […]
Would You Hit That?: The Live-Action Ambiguously Gay Duo
Did anyone catch Saturday Night Live this past weekend? Halfway through another tired “Ambiguously Gay Duo” animated sketch (it was funny the first 300 times?), it suddenly became live-action with Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon playing the spandexed super-duo. It didn’t make it any funnier, […]
Secret Sex: Stephen Colbert
While my dear co-blogger is pimping me out to give Jon Stewart blowjobs, I have other items on my “having sex with political satirists” agenda. Such as? Doing Stephen Colbert so hard up the butt that he can’t walk for seven million days. Think about […]
Straight Guys We Love: Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart never fails to crack us up while hosting Comedy Central‘s The Daily Show. Last night, he introduced a new title for the show’s long-running Gaywatch segment. Apparently the show’s writers have settled on “We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Newsed To It,” which is […]
Secret Sex: Chris Colfer
Some of you may be wondering what happened to our regular Gleek Out updates. Well, let me rephrase that! I know some of you have been wondering about them, because I’ve received a few e-mails and tweets inquiring about their absence. My feelings on this […]
Shut The Fuck Up, Blake Shelton
(He’s actually not that bad-looking, so I used the least attractive pic I could find to illustrate my point.) Blake Shelton reads like he might be a big ole’ dickhead. – J. Harvey To find out why, Follow the JUMP:
Bono-fied Chaz: On Our Watch List
I admit, I haven’t been giving the “Big O” enough of my time, lately. Let’s get our minds out of the gutter, people – I’ve barely even tuned in to Oprah‘s new network since it’s launch on Jan. 1st. This month, however, Becoming Chaz premieres […]