Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new Lifetime original series The Client List premieres this Sunday at 10:00pm EDT, and I’m more excited than any gay man (or any man, for that matter) should be about a show where Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a Texan woman balancing motherhood […]
Category: Television
Andrew Garfield Discusses How His Ass Looks In His Spider-Man Suit
My mild crush on actor Andrew Garfield that began with The Social Network has now exploded into a “I want him to marry me and fuck me stupid on our wedding night” situation. It’s due to this adorable interview he did with Ellen about how […]
9 Pics of Colton Haynes Existing Without A Shirt
Colton Haynes is an actor? He’s been on Teen Wolf or something? I don’t know, and I’m too lazy to Google this bitch. All you need to know is that he’s prancing around half-naked on a beach, his abs are killer, and his lower back […]
Who Would You Rather?: “GCB”
Good Christian Bitches, y’all! Haven’t seen ABC’s GCB yet, but lots of my homo friends are loving on it. It’s the story of a Texas girl who returns to her hometown and contends with her high school Mean Girls friends and their past victims. There’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Thierre Di Castro
Sweet Jesus (and I’m not even religious)! This is model and now actor Thierre Di Castro. He had a role on Showtime’s Shameless, the show which has no problem with having their actors strip off and show the goods. Thierre has some serious goods. Try […]
More Insanely Attractive Pics of Jon Hamm
The following images were taken to accompany an article about Jon Hamm in Esquire Magazine, but who needs words when you could be looking at Jon Hamm? This man makes eating a cheeseburger look sexy! Or maybe the fact that he actually eats cheeseburgers makes […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Well, A TV Character We Didn’t Know Was Gay
Jayson Blair played the villainous bully on MTV’s now-cancelled The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. It was a show on MTV about a high nerd with a giant schlong. I didn’t watch it, but I know the URL to Wikipedia for all the pertinent info. […]
Gay Ass Gossip: There’s No Gossip But Joel Kinnaman From “The Killing” Is Hot
Like everyone else who watched the first season of AMC’s The Killing, I hurled my clicker at the TV and let out a “WHAT THE FUCK?!?” when the season finale neglected to tell us who killed Rosie Larsen! We’d only been watching the brilliant (albeit […]
Who Would You Rather?: “Dancing With The Stars” Edition
The only reason to watch Dancing With The Stars is to watch whatever season’s “hot guy” shake his ass. Unless Nancy Grace is back on and letting bodily functions fly and her nipples slip. Nancy’s motto was “Elegance. Always.” This is the third time I’ve […]
The Sexiest Pics Of Jon Hamm?
You want to get into his Hamms, don’t lie. I’ve been saving that one up…wait, maybe I already cracked that terrible joke. Sorry. Ranker posted what they believe are the 25 hottest pics of Mad Men’s Jon Hamm. No lie, they’re pretty sexy seeing as […]

