Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new Lifetime original series The Client List premieres this Sunday at 10:00pm EDT, and I’m more excited than any gay man (or any man, for that matter) should be about a show where Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a Texan woman balancing motherhood and her secret life as a prostitute.
The show’s based on the Lifetime original movie, in which Jennifer Love Hewitt bakes a castle-shaped cake for her daughter’s bake sale after an intense cocaine binge. Obviously, this is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I don’t care what anyone has to say about that…
So what else does the show have going for it? Loretta Devine! Cybill Shepherd! That girl from 3LW who didn’t become a Cheetah Girl! Most importantly, this is all happening on Lifetime, so there’s still a small chance that it won’t be canceled after the first episode.
Gosh, this is going to be terrible! And I am going to LOVE it.
If you’re still not excited about The Client List, then I encourage you to watch this video of Jennifer Love Hewitt writhing around with a bunch of guys in towels. Do you think she vajazzled her precious lady in preparation for this? I sure hope so.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch Jennifer Love Hewitt dance with nearly-naked dudes:
Cake-shaped cake. A+. Will laugh again.
Just like “Ringer” before it, this will be a trainwreck. But it will be a fabulous trainwreck!
Don’t knock Ringer, it is an awesome show!
Geez, I wonder when the pendulum will swing away from glorifying sex workers and drug addicts in tv shows. First it seemed interesting, now it is boring.