Last Friday, one of my Twitter followers mentioned that I could potentially fall in love with Jon Gabrus, the host of MTV’s new quiz show The Substitute. After a quick Google search (and some extensive social media stalkage that may have crossed certain lines), I […]
Category: Television
Batman Porn!!
After a fan corrected Conan O’Brien for mislabeling the new Batman flick as “The Dark Knight Rising“, the talk show host went out of his way to prove that he didn’t make a mistake… By, um, making a fake gay porn trailer. Is it wrong […]
Would You Hit That?: Fran Kranz
I love my country. But, like many Americans, it periodically annoys the fuck out of me. What is today’s first world problem, you might ask? The newest Nicholas Sparks shitshow is #2 at the box office and the utterly brilliant, scary, and hysterical The Cabin […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tyra Banks Fires Most Of Her ANTM Cast
ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has fired all of her minions who work on America’s Next Top Model. This would include the Orangina-shaded […]
My Prostate Just Exploded.
Raise your hand if Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation, gives you a massively uncontrollable boner? ::raises hand:: Here’s a list of things I like about Nick Offerman—a) He’s Ron fucking Swanson, b) His facial hair always makes me wish he’d give […]
Quickie: Jay Byars
Somehow, we neglected to write about this hot dude flashing his pubes for photographer Rick Day. This is particularly unacceptable considering he was a contestant on the most recent season of Survivor, and people love to wank to pictures of D-List reality television stars. So, […]
He’s Gay: “R.J. Berger” Actor Came Out
Aw, he’s a cutie. Actor Paul Iacono portrayed the high school kid with the abnormally large dickus on MTV’S The Hard Times of R.J. Berger. He’s got another show on MTV, so what better time to come out of the closet? Iacono came out in […]
The Only Reason To Watch “Glee” Anymore: Darren Criss Takes A Shower
Why are we writing about Glee when it’s so clearly over, and everyone just wants American Horror Story to come back (and hopefully kill the cast of Glee)? Because they put Darren Criss in a workout/shower montage last night. Darren is the only thing that […]
RuPaul’s New Video Rounds Up Just About Everybody From Season Four
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s fourth season only has three episodes left – a look behind-the-scenes, the final episode announcing the winner, and the reunion. Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt-esque tears you see rolling down my face. It’s my favorite show! Luckily, we’ll always have this […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Zylka
Chris Zylka is one of those prettyboy CW actor-types who you won’t remember in a couple of years, except to muse -“didn’t I once see him on Manhunt Daily looking hot and carrying a dildo?” Harshness. No, he’s probably off to a long and prosperous […]