Raise your hand if Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation, gives you a massively uncontrollable boner? ::raises hand:: Here’s a list of things I like about Nick Offerman—a) He’s Ron fucking Swanson, b) His facial hair always makes me wish he’d give me a rimjob, c) His voice makes me wish he’d talk dirty and jizz on my face, d) His eyes make me wish he’d shove his dick deep inside of me, and e) Him and his wife, Megan Mullally, are avid supporters of marriage equality.
That said, here is a video of Nick Offerman doing manly things, all whilst reading ridiculous tweets by young female celebrities like Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale. I’m not sure why this video turns me on so much, but I guess I should make an appointment with my therapist to discuss this matter…
– Dewitt
Click through to watch Nick Offerman being perfect:
In other news, I need a “how to bottom post.” Top wanting to become more vers. I can clean and take it but how to enjoy it and participate aside from just lie there.
I’m not really even into bears, per ce, but there is something endlessly sexy about him. I think it’s his demeanor. He seems like the entire world could be blowing up around him and he just sit down, crack open a beer and keep on going like nothing was happening.
Go here, this should help you out nicely.
http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2012/01/just-the-tips-bottoming-101/
I got fucked, 3some with a couple… OMG, I’m still in heaven. THAT DICK
EXACTLY. You just came up with the perfect way to describe his appeal.
I would let him ruin me.
I would watch him ruin you (or lick his balls/taint while he ruined you).