Mr. and Mrs. Chmerkovskiy must be all sorts of fug. Because their sons are dancing hotness. Val Chmerkovskiy is the brother of Maxim, a talented dancer in his own right, and currently wowing everyone with his bod on Dancing With The Stars: All-Stars Edition or […]
Category: Television
Show Us Your Wang, James Van Der Beek!
It was recently brought to my attention that the ABC sitcom Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is in danger of cancellation. This makes me sad, because James Van Der Beek! You were probably expecting more from that sentence, perhaps some actual grammar for […]
Andrew Garfield Is Adorable, And Even More Adorable When He Dances For Orphans
Andrew Garfield is a multi-talent. He can act, he’s obviously an excellent boyfriend if he can keep the incredibly charming Emma Stone, and his ass looks BAM! in a unitard. He’s also an all-around hotass. It turns out that the British actor is also a […]
Celebrity Skin: Michael C. Hall Shows Side-Butt On Dexter (And Actual Butt In The Trouble With Bliss)
I wanted to write about Michael C. Hall‘s most recent sex scene in yesterday’s Celebrity Skin post, but I felt lame leaving you with nothing more than some side-butt action. Then it hit me! As an accomplished actor of sorts, Michael C. Hall must have done […]
In Which I Accept That Evan Peters Is Sexy
Can I confess something? Up until a few hours ago, I had never considered Evan Peters “sexy”. He was always just there (if that makes any sense). While there’s a small chance that I would have described him as “cute”, it wasn’t very likely that I’d […]
Days Of Our Lives’ Gays Readying To Bang
YAY! Because housewives and unemployed people need their gay soap characters to be sexually active! Listen, if Sam and Jason on GH can blaze up the sheets, then Will and Sonny on Days of Our Lives can bend each other over and startle all of […]
Billy Eichner *Hearts* Madonna
Billy Eichner makes everyone happy. Or maybe just me. He’s a tall hysterical man who gets in people’s personal space with inane questions, and then screams at them and runs off when he doesn’t like the answers. It doesn’t read that amusing on your monitor, […]
“Real World: New Orleans” Cute Gay Danny Roberts Is Back On TV
One of the programs RuPaul’s queens whored out during the Drag Race premiere last night was DTLA (“Downtown LA”). It’s an ensemble drama for LOGO about a group of friends living and loving in Los Angeles. Absolutely ground-breaking. The one semi-interesting thing about it is that […]
Who Would You Rather?: Nashville Edition
ABC’s Nashville has everything I could ever ask for from a television series—attractive men, decent music, romantic tension, political drama and Connie Britton angrily storming out of a room in every episode (so far). As if that weren’t enough, it features Hayden Panettiere as a character […]
Hunting Season: GET IT!
This is a bittersweet moment. The first season of Hunting Season (that’s a really awkward way to start a sentence) has officially come to an end. As much as I love writing these recaps week to week, they make it difficult to find time for […]