Did anyone else totally have a boner for Captain Planet? I was a little too young to dream about his big blue shaft back in the day, but now I'd love to just lie down and tell him "the power is yours". Okay, so I'm […]
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Is Sanjaya Really Gay?
On last night’s episode of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol mohawk fame attempted to explain how he’s a “straight gay best friend”. In other words, Janice Dickinson isn’t his fag hag. She’s his non-fag hag. Sanjaya reminds me […]
True Blood Hits Ratings Gold
If you're a big fan of HBO's True Blood, like I am, you'll also be excited to learn that the season premiere was a huge ratings success! The premiere brought in 3.57 Million viewers, an increase of 157% from season 1's premiere. Did anyone […]
What If Your Parents Asked If You Were Gay?
The ladies of The View discussed the question "Should parents ask kids if they're gay?" As you might expect, there were some divided opinions on this matter. Also, Joy Behar seems to think that playing with girly toys equates to homosexuality. I'm not even going to […]
Betty White Sucks At Beer Pong
To promote her new film The Proposal, Betty White appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and played a little beer pong. Yes, you read that right–the Golden Girls alum engaged in the beloved pastime of American fraternities (aside from sucking cock). Sadly grandma ain't too […]
Daisy of Love Star Pumps It Up
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Now You Can Keep Stereotypes In Your Pocket!
A new iPhone application debuted last week in the form of MyTy, an animated "pretty, witty, straight talking gay dude with a 'tude". The character is voiced by Dante's Cove actor Charlie David, and just reading the description has me cringing. "Hey boys and girls! […]
The Return of Zack Morris
To promote the upcoming season of TNT‘s Raising the Bar, Mark-Paul Gosselaar appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon as Saved by the Bell‘s Zack Morris. During the interview, he freezes time, talks to the camera, pulls out his giant cell phone and performs Zack […]
Separated at Birth: Liz Lemon and Kermit the Frog
We were a little skeptical about Brian Lynch's comparison between 30 Rock and The Muppet Show until we read the entirety of his fantastic entry regarding the matter. If you're a fan of either show, you need to read it! The similarities between the voices […]
Random Question: Is It Okay To Like So-Called Stereotypical Characters?
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