Who’s the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series? He’s a 27 year-old, Canadian cutie named Dave. This bespectacled lad was kind enough to send in several pics, and he certainly wasn’t shy about showing off the goods. Yup, he provided us with both […]
Category: Sex
Hot or Not?: Grey Hair
From Anderson Cooper to Alec Baldwin, there ain’t nothing wrong with a silver fox! Every time one of my friends complains about going grey, I just laugh right in their face. How do they fail to realize that a little bit of salt and pepper […]
Random Question: What’s Your Dealbreaker?
What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that’ll completely turn you off? In other words, what do you consider your “dealbreaker”? We touched upon this topic for yesterday’s Just The Tips post, but I thought it was worth revisiting for this fun […]
Just The Tips: Your Doing It Wrong!
Earlier this week, I was exchanging messages on Manhunt with this college kid who lives a few towns over. Things heated up rather quickly, and then he sent the following message: “Your coming over, right?” My dick began to deflate immediately, so I politely sent a […]
Hot or Not?: Eyebrow Piercings
Of all the types of piercings that give me a boner, eyebrow rings are ranked as the least threatening. I mean, you already know my feelings on nipple piercings, and the same “OMG, what if I rip it out?” logic applies to any pieces of metal […]
Top or Bottom: Ryan
Say hello to Ryan. He’s a regular guy like the rest of us (except for you, Hugh Jackman, we know you’re reading this), and he just so happens to be the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series. In an attempt to confuse you, […]
Just The Tips: No Dick Left Behind
When it comes to threesomes, I have one big rule–always make sure everyone involved is part of the action. Nothing sucks more than being the third wheel, even though it’s entirely unrealistic to assume that three people will always be attracted to one another on […]
Have You Ever: Done It In The Back Seat?
I’m no stranger to the back seat of a car. My exploits have been so well-documented that a few college friends would snicker every time we passed a certain grocery store parking lot. Though their casual comments would occasionally make me blush, it was easy […]
Top or Bottom: The One Who Got Away
We promise that today’s contestant on Top or Bottom has a real name beyond “The One Who Got Away“. However, in the interest of protecting his identity from all you crazy-ass queens, he’s decided to go by this extremely mysterious alias. Oh, and did I […]
Just The Tips: Let It Ring
If you stop having sex with me to answer your phone, I will bite your dick off. Okay, so maybe that’s an exaggeration. But it’ll definitely kill the mood. When you’re bouncing up and down on my dick (or vice versa), it’s preferred that you […]