Top or Bottom: Ryan

Say hello to Ryan. He’s a regular guy like the rest of us (except for you, Hugh Jackman, we know you’re reading this), and he just so happens to be the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series. In an attempt to confuse you, he sent in pictures of both his cock and ass. Now it’s up to you to decide which end he prefers using more often!

We’re open to considering last week’s round a win. The majority of your votes for “The One Who Got Away” leaned toward the center of the spectrum, and it turns out that you were headed in the right direction. Though most of you guessed “versatile top”, he’s actually one-hundred percent versatile!

If you’re an exhibitionist type who’s interested in participating in the next round of Top or Bottom, send me an e-mail with a few pictures, your name or alias, the role you play in the bedroom and a brief note giving us permission to use your pics. We’d prefer that you show your face, but it’s not required to participate in the series. Nudity is both welcome and encouraged, and anonymity is perfectly acceptable. So what are you waiting for? Send us your pics, and show us what you’re working with!

– Dewitt

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85 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Ryan

  1. Ummm perfect opportunity to put in a who cares moment. All the past Top or Bottom contestants have at least made me wonder which end of the spectrum they were on. This guy made me go soft and instantly reach for my favorite porn to wipe the memory away. If you think this is me being bitter I say take a real hard look at this guys pics and ….. wait I’m sorry I just threw up again…

  2. I was the first one to guess last week and totally nailed it….this one I’m less sure about but I’ll go with vers top.

  3. yea seriously who cares …he has a cock ring on … cant get it up then maybe a bottom roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I’d let him fuck me but im sure hes a bottom so id eat out his hot hole. Guys like this are a big turn on sexually

  5. Apparently Lo doesn’t have a clue what a cock ring is for. It has nothing to do (for the majority of people) with being able to get it up or not. It’s purpose is to:
    1. Present the package more predominately
    and
    2. To increase the effect of an orgasm.

    Granted some may need it to help with an erection, but most use them as pleasure booster, whether visual or orgasmic. But then again, what do you expect from someone who is apparently a judgemental queen.

  6. Joey No-Thumbs…that’s hilarious…I couldn’t stop laughing reading your first post….he must REALLY not be your type.

  7. i’ll take this opportunity to applaud Dewitt for accepting Ryan’s entry, even though he doesn’t fall within the “traditional” definition of Gay Attractive.

    ugh.

    (what “Gay Community” is there, when i see stuff like what i read about Ryan, all the time?)

  8. going vers. bottom on this one.
    the lowback tat leads me to believe that maybe he wants his tops to have something to look at while they’re fukin him from behind.

  9. I really think the hate is SO uncalled for! So he’s not your type.. THAT is the WHO CARES moment! Like we care what your opinion is!
    I went with total bottom.

  10. PS, eeeewww. Now who is so hard up that they have to post fugly pics of themselves? Get a dildo and a bottle of lube, and maybe a gym membership and a motorcycle and a boat and…..this is the best one……learn how to fly. THEN post fugly pic.

  11. Jimm, Alaskaman, Joey No-thumbs, Ryan and Undecided, you all are assholes! When you go home at night, I hope your mother crawls out from under the porch and bites you on the leg. Not that any of you will get what that means.

  12. who the fuck cares…. i would NEVER shag or want to see him shagging.

    i want him to be dead

  13. UGLIEST guy with the UGLIEST cock ever

    WHY did you put these pictures up? this is not porn it is offensive eyesore

  14. and people wonder why I can’t stand faggots. Just reading some of the hate filled comments above proves my point, that queens are so full of self hate, that they project it onto other. All you Lindsey Lohan wannabes really need to drop the whole “Mean Gurl” persona and hope you drop into isoation and oblivion before you experience all the hate and venom projected towards you, that you are now dishing out. A simple “no thank you, not interested” does not have to turn in to venom spewing cunt.

  15. wtf is up with that cock??? looks like he’s been stuffing it down the kitchen sink and fucking the S-Bend….

  16. “T”, you said it! These bitches are gonna get it back to them. What goes around, comes around. Payback is bitch! And they’ll get it, one way or another.

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