This fake infomercial from The Whitest Kids U’Know may not be all fresh and new, but we honestly never saw it until recently when a colleague delivered it to our inbox. Not to mention, it involves copious amounts of fake (?) semen. Color us intrigued! […]
Category: Sex
Hot or Not: Leashes & Collars
Once upon a time, I was having a perfectly normal conversation with a local guy (provided you consider talking about giving him a blowjob “perfectly normal”). He had my hole twitching, talking about how he was going to grab my ears, take control and really […]
Have You Ever: Masturbated At Work?
A 36 year-old Brazilian woman was granted the right to legally masturbate at work. No, we’re not making this shit up. This is actually a real news item floating around the internet. You see, Ms. Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance which “triggers […]
Have You Ever: Lost Something In Your Butt?
Don’t laugh! It’s a serious topic! People stick all sorts of crazy things into their butts, so it’s not entirely improbable that they’d occasionally lose an object (or two) up there. Maybe it didn’t exactly happen to you per se. If that’s the case? Feel […]
Levi Johnston’s Book Cover
Some bitches will do ANYTHING to avoid having to get a regular job. The book cover to 2008 presidential campaign political football Levi Johnston’s tell-all has been released, and it’s a whole lotta herp derp. Johnston is STILL in the news, despite being dopey as […]
Top or Bottom: Stephen
Look at this picture of Stephen. Then look at a couple of his naughtier pictures. Now, based on these three shots, do you think you can guess whether he’s a Top or Bottom? This 21 year-old lad likes long fucks that go on for hours, […]
It Happened On Manhunt: I Learned To Love Another Man
Even though today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt ends on a sad note, we simply couldn’t resist sharing it with you. Most of us have been in the position of falling in love with another man for the first time. We’ve experienced the rush […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Bruce, Arnold & Sly
Sad news this morning. Former California governor and Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger has split from his wife of 25 years, television’s Maria Shriver. They were one of those Hollywood types that you thought would last. Â Although, you know Ahnold was giving anything with a vagina “rides” […]
Trailer Trash: Conan The Barbarian
Jason Momoa started out on Baywatch, and now the handsome fella is headlining his own flick (Conan The Barbarian) and plays the mostly non-verbal horny warrior king on HBO’s Game of Thrones. It’s basically the same role. Way to hang in there, Jay. Check out […]
Unlockables: The Many Sides of Nolan
Rules are made to be broken. While we normally only feature six photos in our Unlockables posts, we’re feeling rebellious (and horny) enough to include ten of beefy military hunk Nolan. It’ll give you more to talk about, you know? Does this guy look best […]