It’s that time again. Nominations are open for the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards! We’ve been told that we’ll get shipped to the dungeon (not the fun one) if we don’t win this year, so we have a whole lot riding on this. Here are all […]
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Fuck, Marry, Block: IHeartRadio Music Festival
Gigundous (it’s a word) media conglomerate ClearChannel is holding the IHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 23 and 24. It will be like the Woodstock of pop music (minus acid, plus cheese). Check the line-up: • Lady Gaga • Jennifer Lopez • Black-Eyed […]
Adam Levine Thinks American Idol Should Ok The Gay
First off, the above dude? That’s Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice judge Adam Levine’s hot brother Michael. He’s gay. Hot ass Adam Levine has a hot ass GAY brother. This means that someone out there can play “next best thing” with their Adam fantasy. […]
Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Michele Bachmann’s Newsweek Cover Shoot
Did anyone else walk by a newsstand, see Michele Bachmann’s crazed peepers on that Newsweek cover, and make the sign of the cross? I’m verging on atheist and was still praying for Jaysus to save me. Comedians Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson have produced a […]
Random Question: What’s Your “Number”?
Please refrain from listing your telephone numbers in the comments section! The title of this post is a reference to the upcoming Anna Faris and Chris Evans movie What’s Your Number?, which my lovely co-blogger J. Harvey mentioned over here. Contrary to popular belief, the […]
Would You Hit That?: A. Samuels, Middle-Aged Rapper
Rebecca Black has paved the way for countless other ordinary citizens with no musical talent to excel in show biz! Allen Samuels owns a casino in Atlantic City. Obviously bored with blackjack and old women in visors asking him where the salt water taffy shop […]
Trailer Trash: Drive
It would appear as though Ryan Gosling’s achieved his Steve McQueen moment. There’s huge buzz on Drive, in which the formidably hot Gosling plays a getaway car driver romancing a single mom with a bad, bad boyfriend. Take a look at these posters. Don’t even […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Kris Anderson & Chris Cox
We briefly considered making today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck a battle between Chris Cox and twink porn star Brycen Cox. That didn’t really seem like a fair match. Given our readership’s feeling on skinny young men, Brycen was destined to lose. So, naturally, we […]
Must Watch: “Queers”
The following is sure to offend everyone – gays, blacks, hipsters, and especially Ted Danson fans. So, yes, it’s hilarious. It’s also pretty impressive how they inserted this queen into the clip. Cheers sucked after Shelly Long exited, anyway. p.s. “Pink sock” is the new […]