Apologies for this weird picture of Buzz Lightyear as an actual human being! That’s just what happened when I Googled “real man”. It has virtually nothing to do with today’s member-submitted contribution to The “Real Man” Project, so I invite you all to close your […]
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Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons
Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one […]
Young Welsh Rugby Player Makes Coming Out Video
Thomas (or “Tom” or “Bozzy”) Bozworth is 18, from Wales, and the captain of his rugby team. He’s also gay, and recently came out to his family, friends, and his teammates. This is a brave young man. For those of you who are out and […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Phillippe
Pause for a moment to acknowledge that Cruel Intentions was thirteen years ago… Done yet? Good! Now, pause for a moment to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe‘s ass still looks incredible to this day. You may be wondering, “How do you guys even know that? Is Ryan […]
SWIM DEEP: “King City”
If you’re a fan of MGMT‘s “Kids”, then you’re (probably) going to love SWIM DEEP‘s “King City”. Then again, if you’re a fan of MGMT, there’s a distinct possibility you’re cooler than me and have already heard of SWIM DEEP’s “King City”. Whatever. The song has […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: A Chaos Men Muscle Jock Showdown
Contrary to popular belief, there are models on Chaos Men who aren’t Darius or the various individuals who are fucking Darius at any given point in time. We don’t write about these guys as frequently, because—a) They’re not getting fucked every other day, b) Their butts aren’t […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Trammell’s Moobs & Pubes, Stephen Moyer’s Butt and Joe Manganiello’s Insane Upper Body
Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Why You Should Follow Us On Twitter: #AssPicMonday
It is absolutely heart-warming to see the responses you get when posting something as simple as the following on Twitter: Everybody with two humps comes hurtling out of the woodwork! Including the porn stars! Yes, that would be the famed porn performer (and secret sex […]
Usher: “Dive” (aka The Uncomfortable Wet Pussy Song)
Is Usher just trolling the universe with his new single “Dive”? I never thought he was playing for our team prior to hearing this song, but his complete lack of knowledge about lady parts makes me wonder. Ladies, if you’re reading this—and I know a […]
Caption This: Strawberries & Cream
Big hint. That is not actually cream on those strawberries. When you see the uncropped version of this picture, there won’t be any questions about why we chose this for today’s edition of Caption This. It’s food! It’s porn! It’s food porn. If you’re up for […]