My indecision will be the death of me. After assembling part one and part two of our “Sexiest Men of 2013” countdowns based on popularity alone, I decided it was far too much to choose a top ten from the 250+ names I jotted down […]
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Feed Me, Robert Irvine
Robert Irvine is a celebrity chef known for his giant biceps and his ability to turn a gross restaurant into a charming bistro. Irvine’s arm days at the gym all end in “y”. He’s a big thick slab of British foodie. See Paula Deen on […]
Dominic Cooper Is Sexy As Fuck As Ian Fleming
Ian Fleming created James Bond. According to the trailer for upcoming BBC America miniseries Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond, Ian Fleming was James Bond. Dude was a debonair spy for real! As played by the very easy-on-the-eyes Dominic Cooper, Fleming comes off as even […]
Now Presenting: The Hottest Cock Sluts of 2013
The moment has finally come! After hours upon hours of watching butts get filled to capacity with large cocks—and consequently agonizing over these rankings—I am ready to trust my instincts and announce 2013’s “Hottest Cock Slut“. Traditionally, this award goes to the gay porn model […]
He Likes Fun.
Malmcp85 is into fun. He’s looking for fun. He’s all about the fun. He’s gorgeous, so he probably finds a lot of fun. “Fun” probably translates into “hot fucks” for him. He’s in Australia, which is a generally fun continent because there’s a lack of […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Cuddling
This guy has skills. His skills have skills. Here’s the best cuddling tutorial you’ll ever see. A cute college guy uses his guy friend to demonstrate on. Platonic male cuddling is so hot. There are several comments on the video being a rip-off of one […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: The Sexiest Men of 2013 (Part Two)
We’re continuing along on our three-part series featuring the Sexiest Men of 2013. As you might have guessed by now, today’s countdown is composed of the ten most popular Manhunt Daily Wood posts of the year. Beyond all the chiseled Rick Day models, you might (just […]
Naked German Motorcyclist Wanted By Authorities For Being Awesome
It’s getting so bad that random naked guys can’t go for a motorcycle ride anymore. Local authorities are searching for a guy who got his hog on a hog (actually, it’s more like a crotch rocket) and drove through an outdoor Christmas market in Münster, […]
I Find Christian Rock Guy Ryan Tedder To Be Highly Doable
Actually, I don’t know if OneRepublic is Christian rock for sure, but it sounds like it. I peeped this video for their new single “Counting Stars” and got my first look at lead singer Ryan Tedder. Dude is cutesy! Despite possessing every element of “douchey […]
Quickie: The Sexiest Men of 2013 (Part One)
Welcome to the first of (maybe) three lists featuring the Sexiest Men of 2013! This one is compiled of nothing more than the most popular Quickie posts of the year. If you have a problem with who’s on here, don’t blame me for the rankings! […]











