DEWITT: I wish they had just given me the gummi bears, instead of making me sit through a nearly fourteen-minute long “music video”. FRIEND OF DEWITT: I wish they gave me the knife.
Category: Music
Aural Fixation: Strictly For The Dancefloor (Or Not)
It feels like forever since our last installment of Aural Fixation. In reality, it’s only been two weeks, but WHATEVER! That’s classified as forever in internet time. Though we toyed with the idea of reemerging with another diva battle, that really just seemed like an […]
British Boy Band JLS Appealing To Their Gay Demographic
It’s smart marketing, but does this mean there’s a boy band resurgence? That could be good news for Jeff Timmons. JLS (aka Jack the Lad Swing) were runners-up on Britain’s The X Factor (aka the successful version) and are now out there hoofin’ it and […]
Tyler Posey Rocks Out Shirtless
Tyler Posey is the main furry on MTV’s Teen Wolf, the show that delights us all by making the male characters go shirtless all the time. Good – we can never have enough objectification of hot guys. Besides being an actor and pin-up boy, Posey […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]
Hot Damn, This Shit Is Serious Business
Let’s start your Thanksgiving Eve off right with a straight dude and a gay dude singing about what kinds of sex they want. We’re far more interested in what the cubby ginge guy in the suspenders is into. Spoiler alert – it’s bears. Serious Business […]
Cazwell Wants You To Unzip Him (Peaches!!!)
We’re supposed to be paying attention to Cazwell, but hey, it’s Peaches. Peaches was doing Gaga before Gaga knew enough to do Gaga. She put on one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen, by the way. This crazy bitch crawled into the rafters, […]
Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton
My attraction to Robin Thicke baffles me. Sure, it’s well-established within the media that he’s a legitimately “sexy” person. But I can’t look at his face without humming the Growing Pains theme song. The whispery tone of his vocals irks me, whilst simultaneously making me […]
George Michael’s New Dick Is Hot
Holy smokes. Ok, let’s examine this. This is a hot guy whose name we can’t find. He is reported to be excellent driver and talented singer George Michael’s new boyfriend. Yep. This is why people bust their asses and risk their egos to become famous […]
Aural Fixation: Awesome Shit That’s Not On The Radio
“It seems like now gay culture is more mainstream, so at a lot of the parties that you’re going to with a larger gay crowd, the music tends to be more commercial. It’s not this underground thing anymore.” <– That’s a direct quote yanked from […]