I totally want to be in the pit, because then I can put the dick rumors to rest. Lady Gaga (perhaps a little nervous about Madonna being on the come-up lately) released details about her upcoming tour on Twitter. She also Tweeted the above drawing, […]
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Would You Hit That?: Blake Shelton
The Voice judge Blake Shelton performed “America The Beautiful” with his wife Miranda Lambert at yesterday’s big game. I missed it (maybe not “missed”) but others informed me they did a good job but Ms. Kelly Clarkson sort of eclipsed them with her bangs and sweet […]
M.I.A. Is Rebellious (Oh, And Madge Wasn’t Bad)
Shit was lavish! How much did that gay Ancient Greek/Roman/Egyptian/She-Ra Princess of Power/Xena/douches in the club/Cheerleading Camp/Jesus Tent Revival gay spectacle cost? “World Peace” in glitter on the floor of a stadium, hot slaves (cheers) pulling your diva float, and making Cee-Lo palatable does not […]
10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna
My refusal to write about “Give Me All Your Luvin’” had less to do with my ambivalence toward Madonna, and more to do with the fact that I only had one joke about it—“The inclusion of Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. feels, uh, superfluous (look it […]
Madonna’s “Gimme All Your Luvin'” Video – The Breakdown
Dewitt refused to write this post. He was very sincere when he asked me to do it for him. He’s not feeling Ciccone. I’m fine with it. I like Madonna. I have been programmed since adolescence to give anything she does the benefit of the […]
Kill Me: Ricky Martin on Glee
That sound you hear is (what’s left of) my soul slowly unraveling, as I watch this atrociously annoying video of Ricky Martin on Glee. It’s also the sound of Ricky Martin performing LMFAO‘s “Sexy And I Know It”, a song that needs to die unless […]
Woof Alert: Drake Jensen
Good news! The woofy man you see above, otherwise known as Drake Jensen, has recently announced that he’s openly gay. The Canadian country singer dedicated his new single “On My Way To Finding You” to Jamie Hubley, a gay teen who took his own life […]
Can We Please Make This Video Go Viral? THANKS.
I’ve tried (and failed) to make my own videos go viral. It’s a tough science to figure out! No matter how many times you post something on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or various message boards, there’s no telling what people will latch onto and actively want […]
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Every now and then, I write about things I’m tired of seeing on other blogs, hoping that they’ll become irrelevant and disappear once we’ve covered them. This is one of those cases. Above, you can see the cover art for Madonna‘s upcoming album M.D.N.A. What […]
David Guetta & Nicki Minaj: “Turn Me On”
If you didn’t enjoy Nicki Minaj‘s latest release “Stupid Hoe”, perhaps you’d prefer this thoroughly generic dance track she made with David Guetta? “Turn Me On” is the fifth single from the French DJ’s latest album Nothing But The Beat, and the video just came […]