I have a love/hate relationship with dance and pop music. Admittedly, that’s because some of it’s downright lovable, and some of it’s just plain dreadful. We can argue and argue for days about what makes a good pop/dance track, but there’s only one thing that […]
Category: Music
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu: “Candy Candy”
We are in no position to explain Kyary Pamyu Pamyu‘s cultural relevance to you, so this is the point in the post where we hand over the reins to Iain Forrester of The Singles Jukebox. He writes, “Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a fashion blogger turned […]
Elle Varner: “Refill”
There are so many things I enjoy about Elle Varner‘s “Refill”. For starters, the fiddle! That motherfuckin’ fiddle. It’s such a disorienting addition to an otherwise traditional R&B number, and it really manages to elevate the whole “drunk in love” vibe of the song. On […]
Justin Bieber: “Boyfriend”
So I guess we’re posting about Justin Bieber now? After (perversely) speculating about his bedroom preferences and bringing his porno parody to your attention, there’s really no way we could make this any worse. We’ve hit rock bottom. We might as well try to embrace […]
Marina And The Diamonds: “Primadonna”
Alright, sluts! I’ve been trying to resist how much I like Marina and the Diamonds‘ “Primadonna” for over a week now, but now I have to fess up and embrace my love for this intentionally vapid lady-anthem. It’s catchy as fuck, laced with the same […]
Top Or Bottom: Barry Manilow!
That exclamation point is there for a reason, bitch! No, I’m not a “Fanilow” (except for “Mandy, that’s a hot track) but respect must be paid to Mr. Barry Manilow! He’s had a long and illustrious career as an entertainer and has a solid fanbase. […]
Katy Perry Is Our New Best Friend
Don’t try to burst our bubble and tell us it was just some spambot who took over her account! Katy Perry is officially Manhunt‘s new best friend. Now that she’s ditched her oddly arousing ex-husband Russell Brand, we’re going to hit up all the gay […]
Rye Rye: “Boom Boom”
A part of me wants to say that Rye Rye‘s bubblegum hip-pop jam “Boom Boom” is pretty awful, because it samples this 1998 dance hit (which, yes, did come out in 1998, so you may now proceed to feel old). The other part of me […]
Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing
Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel […]
Carly Rae Jepsen: “Call Me Maybe”
Laugh out loud! I have a deep loathing for the internet acronym “LOL”. So few people really mean it, you know? In this particular case, I’m spelling it out for you, to draw attention to the hilarious idea that we’d post this Carly Rae Jepsen […]