Conquistador, real name Alexander Antebi, has quite the resume. In 2007, he placed first in the Imperial Moustache category at the World Beard and Moustache Championships. He’s also recorded with Latin Grammy nominated band Kinky, appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards in a pink […]
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! I was super turnt up to interview my girl Big Dipper. He’s going to be shaking his FINE hairy butt on stage in the Accidental Bear Queer Music Tour, and you just KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is ALL about supporting […]
Logan Lynn’s musical career has been a roller coaster ride from the very beginning. From his first professional music effort at 17, a mixtape, that ended up causing him to stay off the stage due to stage fright, to climbing back into the spotlight with […]
“I think the gender roles are pretty clear. I’m the fucking boss and those two homos have to do what I say.” She’s joking. I think. If not, I am totally moist in my panty area. I have a HUGE crush on San Francisco’s Darling […]
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
Rica Shay has a great butt. Honestly, it was difficult to interview him about his involvement in the Accidental Bear Queer Music Tour without asking filthy questions about which positions he likes to get fucked in or how he likes his rimjobs… Yet I somehow […]
Here’s what you need to know about Annie! She is not a singing ginger orphan. She is, in fact, a singing blonde Norwegian. She once had a cat named Joey, who was named after Joey Ramone and Joey McIntyre from New Kids On The Block, […]
Here’s the music video for Miley Cyrus’ new single “We Can’t Stop”. It’s Miley Cyrus rolling around, throwing absurdist hipster sex at us because she’s an adult now, and it’s done with a quirky VICE Magazine/Polaroid visual aesthetic, and that makes it edgy in a […]
Let me tell all y’all hot little DICK sluts a story! Over the weekend, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles was minding her own damn business, looking fine as FUCK on her way to the grocery store to pick up a box of rubbers, Cheez-Its and some KY […]
As if it weren’t enough for the boys of Garçon Garçon to be criminally attractive on their own, the Australian electro-pop duo have just released what very well might be the sexiest music video of the year. The funny thing is, “Instant Attraction” doesn’t beat […]
