Cynthia Nixon wasn't "I'm Confused" ad, the rose-colored Muppet replied that he'd be clearing up any confusion on a special edition of "Elmo's World". Okay, so maybe that last bit didn't happen, because the real Elmo is a bit of a jerk. My niece was […]
Category: Just For Fun
Homeless Lady to the Rescue
I don't know what's funnier in the video, the fact that the paparazzi are going crazy for Katherine McPhee or the homeless lady. Watch as a helpless Katherine tries to get away from the photogs and finally gets away only when a homeless woman comes […]
Matthew Fox and Jimmy Kimmel Share a Shower
One of my favorite shows on television is Lost, so you know I was excited to see the star, Matthew Fox, on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I was even more excited to see the skit where the two share a shower and compete in an epic […]
Caption This: Butt Buddies
So a straight guy walks into a park, sees
Burger King Gets Even Creepier
I thought the King couldn't get any weirder after those "I Like Square Butts" commercials, but Burger King decided to prove me wrong with this one. In a Star Trek-referencing clip, a "Kingon" attacks his prey with a warp-five wedgie. How does one avoid it? […]
Don’t Neglect Yo’ Mama
You may be worried about who you're calling "daddy" tonight, but don't forget Mother's Day is this weekend. When Sunday comes around, knock the dicks out of your mouth for a hot minute and give mom a call. We're just trying to save you from […]
Love Thy Neighbors
MANHUNT is getting some ironically placed new neighbors, and their arrival could mean the end of a bitter rivalry. Okay, that might be a stretch but we are looking forward to welcoming our new Mormon neighbors with open arms… and legs. I kid, I kid. […]
The Best Summer Blockbuster That Doesn’t Actually Exist
With summer inching closer, it's time to get pumped for some big-budget blockbusters. Don't act like half of you aren't aren't going to a midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. And you know your "cobra"
Jackie Beat and Friends Spoof High-Fructose Corn Syrup Ads
Have you seen those ads that promote high-fructose corn syrup as being perfectly healthy? It’s made from corn, doesn’t have artificial ingredients and, like sugar, it’s fine in moderation, you know? Unfortunately it’s terrible for you. But I’d love to be on… I mean, I […]
Which Cartoon Characters Are Too Gay to Function?
AfterElton compiled a list of 9 cartoon characters that "totally ping their gaydar", and I can't seem to grasp how they managed to leave Spongebob Squarepants off the list. While we're on the topic, how could they leave off Spongebob's neighbors Patrick and Squidward? If […]