Now presenting Former Fat Boys and their song “Shake Yo Dicks (Hard Corey’s Extra Hard Manthem Remix)”! Is it an intentionally bad, ironic rap song about penises, or the most brilliant statement on male objectification of the twenty-first century? You be the judge. – Dewitt […]
Category: Just For Fun
Dollar Shave Club’s Blades Are Fucking Great
Don’t quote us on that! Truthfully, we’ve never tried Dollar Shave Club‘s blades—plus their site is down at the moment—so we can neither confirm nor deny whether their blades are, indeed, “fucking great”. We can, however, confirm that this commercial they made is fucking great […]
A Post About Paul Rudd’s Butthole Hair
Isn’t this the sexiest screen-cap EVER? For reasons that aren’t exactly clear to anyone, Paul Rudd stopped by Saturday Night Live writer Mike O’Brien‘s closet for a chat about his butthole hair and some other stuff I didn’t hear after I started fantasizing about Paul […]
It Gets Betterish Goes Out With A Queef
Have we mentioned before that we’re really into the web-series It Gets Betterish? The season finale (say it ain’t so!) finds Brent and Eliot navigating a total shitstorm, when the drag queen they hire for a friend’s party turns out to be… Well, you’ll find […]
“Straight Guys Are Gay” Came Early This Week
What’s wrong with it, they ask? Nothing! Chris and Gary are two best buds who like to drizzle chocolate syrup on each other in the hot tub, feed each other ice cream in public, and sniff on each other’s thongs. Don’t get it twisted, it’s […]
Linsanity: You Can Buy Jeremy Lin’s Drawers On Ebay
Let’s see some of you chiming in about this in the comments. How many of you out there LOVE to sniff on dirty drawers? “Dirty” in the sense that the skivvies have got that sweaty balls-worked out in-musky aroma that make you go rock solid […]
Caption This: Staring At The Phone
There was some hesitation about using this picture after last weekend’s “Hot Military Guy” scandal (which was shockingly popular for being so horribly offensive). In the end, it came down to this—there’s nothing to see in this picture except what you see. It’s open-ended. Thereby, […]
See A Quilt Made With Jockstraps
Quilting artist John Mangiapane created a (somewhat) naughty piece that would make your grandmother blush. The quilt above includes at least thirty-eight real jockstraps, mostly donated to the project by Mangiapane’s friends. There’s no information as to how many of these have actually been worn […]
Rick Santorum Is Made Of Gay Porn
For your enjoyment, here’s a lovely portrait of hugely anti-gay politician Rick Santorum. He’s currently a candidate for the Republican Party’s presidential nomination If you enlarge, you will notice it’s made entirely of gay porn scenes. Crafty! I’ve never had the urge to study this […]
Yeah, What They Said
Here’s four straight guys giving other straight guys the lowdown on why homophobia is stupid. It’s cute. But I’m more concerned with how I got kinda…turned on…by the two girls making out at the end. I always thought I was strictly dickly. Am I a […]