We Were Rooting For 18-Year-Old Jamie Kuntz, But Then We Got To The “His Boyfriend Is 65” Part

Jamie Kuntz is 18, and WAS a member of the North Dakota State College of Science football team. Until the coach caught Kuntz, who was benched due to an injury, making out with his boyfriend during a game. Coach Chuck Parsons took Kuntz aside after […]

We’re Starting To Think That Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay, He’s Just A Lunatic Cult-Member Who Doesn’t Have Time To Date

Vanity Fair is publishing this CRAZY story about how Tom Cruise went about acquiring a new ladyfriend post-Nicole Kidman and pre-Katie Holmes. There were already reports that his Scientology handlers brought Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson in to meet him under the guise of “auditions”, […]

Gay Couple Suing Cuz’ Dickhead Baggage Handler Exhibited Their Dildo

My first thought after reading this story? “Ewww” at the “foul-smelling substance.” Second thought? They’re cute! Third ? It’s not right, but it’s ok that I feel the appropriate punishment for the fuckface that did this is to be exhibited naked on the baggage carousel […]