Considering that News Of The World is about as reliable of a news source as FOX News, I'm taking these reports about Friends: The Movie with a grain of salt. The British tabloid has said that James Michael Taylor, who played Gunther in the television series, has confirmed […]
Category: Film
The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Actually Might Not Suck
I probably shouldn't say this, but I've never been a big fan of Michael Bay's directorial efforts. You couldn't pay me to sit through Armageddon a second time, and the only reason I'm going to see Transformers is to dream about jizzing on Shia LeBeouf's […]
Will A Bring It On Musical Actually Work?
Apparently there's going to be a staged musical loosely based on the Bring It On series. We have no idea why Tony winner Lin-Manuel Miranda is involved with this, but he's not the only one who believes this is actually a good idea. Along with Miranda, Tom […]
Secret Sex: Megan Fox
Yes, for the first time ever in the short history of our Secret Sex feature, I'm featuring someone of the female persuasion. I suppose part of the shameful lust involves fear that my gay card will be revoked. I'm not that concerned though, especially after porn […]
How Exactly Do You Do A Mamma Mia Sequel?
Let's just say a certain jukebox musical based on the songs of a singular pop group is turned into a theatrical film. It moves on to become an extraordinary success. Though the producers contemplate the possibilities of capitalizing on a sequel, one member of said […]
Watch The Trailer For Michael Jackson’s This Is It
Starting October 28th, a limited two-week of Michael Jackson's This Is It will be hitting theaters. The film will contain never-before-seen footage of the King of Pop rehearsing for his sold out tour, giving fans a look at the concert they never got to see. […]
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze
Last night, we received sad news that actor Patrick Swayze passed away after battling pancreatic cancer. He was only 57 years-old. Though he will be remembered primarily for his roles in Ghost and Dirty Dancing, I've always had a huge soft spot for his work in To […]
Eating Donuts From Gerard Butler’s Ass Cheeks
I think I missed my calling in life. Apparently when you're a film director, actors such as Ryan Reynolds potentially-bisexual (even if that potential involves suspiciously fake quotes) star like Gerard Butler holds a donut in his ass and takes a polaroid for you. When asked […]
I Kissed A Frog (And I Liked It)
Disney's pretty much ditched traditional animation and fairy tales in favor of all that three-dimensional hullaballoo. Now, they may have a chance to bring back that magic with The Princess and The Frog. Could it actually be possible that this is the next Little Mermaid? […]
Sex And The City’s Big Gay Wedding
Carrie Bradshaw and Big tied the knot in the first Sex And The City movie, and rumor has it that the sequel will involve a wedding that's even gayer… in the literal sense. Life & Style magazine has reported on a shooting call for a wedding scene […]