Secret Sex: Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Yes, for the first time ever in the short history of our Secret Sex feature, I'm featuring someone of the female persuasion. I suppose part of the shameful lust involves fear that my gay card will be revoked. I'm not that concerned though, especially after porn star Conner Habib confessed that he jerks off with visions of pussy dancing in his head. There ain't nothing wrong with a little bicuriosity!

But let's just cut to the chase. Jennifer's Body is coming out this weekend, and I can't stop thinking about doing Megan Fox. I'm pretty sure I'll get a boner during the lesbian kiss scene, which I've refused to watch in its leaked form. I can't be the only one who'd go straight for her, right?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Rolling Stone

8 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Megan Fox

  1. Dewitt, you are my god, i have jerked off to Megan Fox, and a couple of other girls. I have had innapropriate boners over the weirdest women; Courtney Cox, the girl who plays Merideth Grey’s sister on that show… i was watching her act in a scene and i was like, wow, there’s movement, what is that about? and i recently had a wet dream with Lea Michele, all crushes that make me question my homosexuality.

  2. lol…we need more of this on here, people…liberate your minds!
    though this woman does little for me –
    i’m still stuck with fantasising about scarlet johansson. yum!

  3. I think there are people of both sexes who just kind of transcend sexuality. Men, if you are close enough and they are open minded enough will reveal their man crushes. seems its very common in straight men as well. But yes she is very attractive, and Im trying to figure out if i want my dick inside her, or i want to be her while a bunch of other guys dicks are inside here..not sure lol.

  4. I hate when gay publications do the whole “we need to feature women” shtick – to seem PC (showing that gay men do not hate women, etc!)
    While, I think she is a very attractive & talented actress. I am gay and when I am on a gay site (esp one called “MANhunt”), I want to see men. And men only! If i wanted to read about how hot Megan Fox (or someother women) is, I would go to any str8 publication/site.
    I do not jerk off to her…or any women ever! If you want to feature women then change the site name to WomenHunt and let me know so I can cancel my subscription! How about you instead, show one of the hot guys in the movie?

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