Once upon a time, I didn’t want to have sex with Zac Efron. Then he got kind of hot. Honestly, it seemed like the former High School Musical star blossomed into a Hollywood hunk overnight. I mean, who knew that chopping off his trademark “Troy […]
Category: Film
Behold: Jim Carrey Pounding A Dude In The Ass
Does actor Jim Carrey have a secret gay sex tape? Unfortunately, the answer to that question is “no”. But he did get sweaty with another man while filming I Love You Phillip Morris. We mentioned the scene a while back, and now it’s finally leaked […]
Who Would You Rather?: A-Team Edition
You may have heard that a revamp of ’80s television show The A-Team opens in theaters this weekend. You may have even bitched and moaned about how this was the most unnecessary piece of crap that Hollywood could ever come up with. But have you decided which […]
How Has No One Told Me About This Movie?
Have you heard about this movie The Kids Are All Right? It somehow manages to combine two of my all-time favorite things–lesbians and Mark Ruffalo. The plot centers around a couple (played by Annette Bening and Julianne Moore) whose children decide to seek out the […]
Would You Hit That?: Ashton Kutcher
Is there anyone on this planet who actually wants to see Killers? From the looks of the trailer, this movie doesn’t have much beyond a few shirtless scenes with Ashton Kutcher. And if you’re not really into him, there’s no way in hell that it’d […]
Zac Efron Gives A Blowjob… To A Banana
We were going to post this hilarious video of kittens summarizing the last six seasons of Lost, but then it made more sense to post these pictures of Zac Efron practically fellating a banana. Though it's not certain whether he's getting his daily fix of […]
Would You Hit That?: Russell Crowe
Despite the inclusion of Academy Award winners Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, many critics have agreed that the latest Robin Hood revamp is totally unnecessary. Well, I could have told you that from the beginning! This story has been told so many times, that even […]
Kellan Lutz Isn’t A Very Good Underwear Model
My morning train ride doesn’t usually involve a raging hard-on. But today was different from the other days. While I was minding my business and scribbling in my notepad, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. It just so happened to be […]
Who Would You Rather?: Star Wars Edition
Who would you rather–Jar Jar Binks or Jabba the Hutt? Just kidding! Today's edition of Who Would You Rather may have a Star Wars theme, but it doesn't involve either of those two characters. We've decided to keep it exclusively ol' school with Luke Skywalker and […]
Can Gay Actors Play It Straight?
Yes. The answer to the question posed in this title is "yes". So why the fuck are we still talking about it? Well, the answer to that question is a little more complicated. Ramin Setoodeh, an openly gay journalist, recently wrote a piece for Newsweek posing […]