Who would you rather–Jar Jar Binks or Jabba the Hutt? Just kidding! Today's edition of Who Would You Rather may have a Star Wars theme, but it doesn't involve either of those two characters. We've decided to keep it exclusively ol' school with Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
Between those two characters, whose ray gun would you rather stroke? Right now, I'm leaning towards Han Solo, provided that he doesn't expect me to invite Chewbacca for a threeway. That's a deal breaker, my friends.
– Dewitt
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
Always had a thing for Luke.
And Luke can use the force for some really interesting sex.
Luke was my first movie crush. He rocked those polished boots in Return of the Jedi. So I vote Luke aaall the way.
So, DeWitt, since when have you started turning down a lay just because he was hairy?? Judging from the escapades you say you get into, this should be right up your, um, um… Alley, yeah, that’s it, Alley…. 🙂
unfortunately Luke didnt age very well…sad really but in the original “Star Wars” I worshiped the ground he walked on and the underware he wore!!!
Mark Hamil had that accident and he had to have facial surgery… might explain his segue into animation/voice work….
I usually go for the blond, but in this instance, Han Solo got the nod from the very beginning, all the way back to 1978!
I’m too young for this…
But Luke, probably, he’s cuter
Han Solo would clearly be a selfish top – but in that ridiculously hot way where it’s no secret that he’s just using your hole for his pleasure all the while you’re getting off on just being his total bitch. Luke Skywalker has needy bottom written all over him. I’ll take Han please.