As far as we know, there was only one reason to see Burlesque. Okay, so maybe there were two reasons, but the most important one involved Cam Gigandet and a box of Famous Amos cookies. And nothing much more than a box of Famous Amos […]
Category: Film
Would You Hit That?: Adam Sandler
From Alex Pettyfer to Henry Cavill, our latest rounds of Would You Hit That have been wildly predictable. I mean, should we really be surprised that the answers lean toward “yes” when we’re asking about a conventionally attractive, semi-famous individual? Duh, pretty people always win […]
Would You Hit That?: Alex Pettyfer
Who the fuck is this Alex Pettyfer fellow? We’ve seen his name all over the internet, and we’re still not sure why we’re supposed to know about him. He kind of reminds us of Kellan Lutz, in the sense that he’s more noteworthy for being […]
Whoa, Orlando Bloom Still Exists?
Admit it! You had kind of forgotten about Orlando Bloom. Amidst all the obsession over high-profile hunks like Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pine, the star of the Pirates of The Carribean and Lord of The Rings trilogies has fallen out of favor within the grand […]
Simon Pegg: “Every Man Should Snog Another Man”
British actor Simon Pegg has been happily married to his wife since 2005. Yet he’s perfectly comfortable kissing and flirting with another man. Wait, huh? We need some more details on this! Does he have some unconventional, bisexual arrangement with his wife? Well, not quite. […]
Would You Hit That?: Henry Cavill
Some of you may recognize Henry Cavill from his work on Showtime’s historical drama The Tudors. As it turns out, the English actor is about to become much more famous, because he’s just been cast as Superman in the upcoming 2012 film The Man of […]
Would You Hit That?: Christian Bale
Did you catch the Golden Globes this past weekend? I’m not usually one to watch fancy-pants award shows, but it was playing at my local bar after the (dreadful) Patriots vs. Jets game. Thankfully, being in the right place at the right time paid off, […]
Secret Sex: These Fucking Vampire Twinks
A trailer has been making the rounds for a movie called Vampire Boys. It’s essentially an attempt to capitalize on the success of Twilight and True Blood in the gayest way possible. More accurately? It’s Twinklight without any of the hardcore butt fucking action. After […]
Porn Star Jake Steel Is (Sort Of) A Real Movie Star!
Upon getting a glance of Jake Steel in Hot Property, we know exactly what you were thinking. This kid is the next Meryl Streep! He made getting fucked by Landon Conrad look fun and effortless, delivering an Oscar-worthy performance that made us laugh, cry and […]
Who Would You Rather?: Green Hornet Edition
For a brief moment, we considered placing Seth Rogen against Ryan Reynolds for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather. Get the connection? It’d be The Green Hornet versus The Green Lantern! Alas, that wouldn’t be much of a competition. While Rogen possessed a certain […]