I think I might have low self-esteem? There’s no other reason to explain why I’m so turned on by the poster/trailer for Les Infidèles. The French film stars Academy Award nominee Jean Dujardin as a gigantic cunt-muffin who’s (presumably) cheating on his wife, girlfriend or […]
Category: Film
Flashback Friday: Guy Madison
This week, my bud Matthew at Naked Pictures of Your Dad kicked off a countdown of the “100 Hottest Men Who Ever Lived”. I had the privilege of voting as an out-of-town panelist, and I recently submitted a guest post about the #90 finisher Guy […]
Diego @ The Movies: Rent/Netflix These For The Hot D00ds
After last weekend’s colossal misses*, this weekend’s movie selections were top notch and all about the boys: How had I never heard of The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009)? Hot, hot, hot dude (Martin Compston) stars as Danny in this psychological thriller about a kidnapping […]
Daniel Radcliffe (Looking Better Than Your Faves)
Look, I recognize he may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I have an uncontrollable boner for Daniel Radcliffe. Uncontrollable, I tell you! Merely looking at pictures of him clothed gets me hard, because he’s such a tiny pocket gay (who’s not actually gay […]
Would You Hit That?: Jean Dujardin
The Artist! The Artist! I saw The Artist! She saw The Artist! We were at a screening of The Artist! Have you seen The Artist yet? You havent? You cunt! It takes us back to the beauty of the silent film era! BLASPHEMER! So, I […]
Joe Manganiello & Matt Bomer Have A Tea Party
Well, isn’t this just precious? Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer sip tea together for the January 27 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Remember! They’ve seen one another in thongs on the set of Magic Mike, so this is somehow even cuter and more brotastic than you […]
Brad Pitt’s Backpedalin’ Ass
Awhile back, head celebrity supercouple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie declared that they wouldn’t make their union official until every gay person in the U.S. of A could get legally married. This was a nice gesture (fuck, my straight friends never even gave it a […]
Oscar Nominations Are In!
Some gay dudes treat the Academy Awards like the Super Bowl. I’m not one of those people, but I figured I’d post a list of this year’s nominees (so you guys can bicker and debate about who’s going to win). Frankly, the only thing I […]
This Picture of Michael Fassbender!
This picture of Michael Fassbender! What about this picture of Michael Fassbender? If you have to ask, then you deserve to have your M4M card snatched away and cut into a million pieces… Kidding, kidding! Let’s try finishing that sentence again! This picture of Michael […]
Guilty Pleasure: Stupid Ass Mark Wahlberg
Marky Mark Wahlberg is a dumb bitch. We’ve identified the problem, now let’s get to the part where I tell you that I have fapped to his old Calvin Klein Underwear ads. Ugh, his personality is probably why Kate Moss does all that coke now. […]