ITEM – That’s muscle giant and gay-lover Kellan Lutz. This looks like a post-gym or post-bicycle ride or post SWAT team locker room moment. Wherever he’s coming from, he needs your fluffing skills to coax that prick to its fullest potential. – J. Harvey (via […]
Category: Film
Watch The Emotional Teaser Trailer For “I Do”
Here is a teaser trailer for I Do, a film about a man who might face deportation when he can’t legally marry his partner. Before I say something tacky about an extended version of the shower scene, I’ll let the filmmakers do the rest of […]
A Post About Paul Rudd’s Butthole Hair
Isn’t this the sexiest screen-cap EVER? For reasons that aren’t exactly clear to anyone, Paul Rudd stopped by Saturday Night Live writer Mike O’Brien‘s closet for a chat about his butthole hair and some other stuff I didn’t hear after I started fantasizing about Paul […]
Crush Story: Miles Teller From “Project X”
Something about Miles Teller just draws me in. Teller doesn’t have those straightforward matinee idol good looks, but he’s cutesy-charismatic and he’s probably packing. I can tell these things. I have peendar. He first appeared as the teenager who ran down Nicole Kidman’s kid in […]
Watch Jean Dujardin Dance In His Underwear
In this clip from the French version of the Québécois comedy series Un gars, une fille, a pre-Oscar Jean Dujardin dorks out in his boxers and dances around in the kitchen. As much as I would have preferred to see a naked version of this clip […]
Zac Efron Is Predictably Adorable In Post-Condomgate Interview (Brought To You By Matt Lauer)
Remember that time Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet? Of course you do! Now, let’s watch this interview with Matt Lauer, where he addresses the matter and makes coy “I’m going to have so much sex with you” faces like the one […]
Watch The New Trailer For “The Avengers”
As if this GIF of Chris Evans‘ ass from World of Wonder weren’t enough, the latest trailer for The Avengers is actually quite good. It’s giving you everything you want out of a blockbuster superhero movie. Action! Explosions! Cliché lines about teamwork! Mark Ruffalo! It’s […]
A Quote From George Clooney About His Sexuality (Presented With No Snarky Commentary From Us)
Actor and notable fan of Michael Fassbender‘s penis George Clooney addresses the gay “rumors” (and some other stuff too) in an interview with The Advocate‘s Brandon Voss: “I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, […]
The Only Still From “The Hunger Games” That Matters
Why hello, Peeta Mellark! Did you just finish baking some bread? Are you feeling down because Katniss Everdeen is sending you mixed feelings? Or perhaps the whole “you’re going to be sent to fight to the deathin an arena” thing is weighing hard on your […]
Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint
As promised, here is an erotic art film I made of Kevin Love reading The Cat in the Hat, simply entitled “Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint”. You can watch the original video here, in case you missed it earlier today… – […]