ITEM – That’s muscle giant and gay-lover Kellan Lutz. This looks like a post-gym or post-bicycle ride or post SWAT team locker room moment. Wherever he’s coming from, he needs your fluffing skills to coax that prick to its fullest potential.
– J. Harvey (via World of Wonder)
For more “Gay Ass Gossip”, Follow the JUMP:
ITEM – This had better be for a movie, otherwise he’s a goofier motherfucker than I had already taken him for. Here’s Shia LaBeouf looking like your dirtbag cousin who’s always asking if you’re “holding” at the family reunion. This is disappointing because I have gone to bat over this dude’s fuckability on this very blog in the past. Ugh. You get the flea collar, I’ll grab the dog shampoo.
ITEM – Dennis Quaid and his third wife are getting a divorce. This is sad because they had some earlier turmoil in 2004 when Cedars-Sinai gave their newborn twins an accidental drug overdose. Guess that didn’t bond them. Why is Dennis popping up here? Because people think that the 57 year old is dickable. He’s been brought up more than a few times on here in the comments. Let’s look. Hmm. In a pinch? Like – you want your butthole dicked and it’s the end of the night and he’s buying the beers?
I have a tip for all three of them….well, just the first one for sure, and if Shia will trim the beard down. Who wants run burns on their ass cuz I sure don’t. JCRK88
One and three
Should cum for me
But number two
Belongs in a zoo
(akahylas)
LMAO
I would do Dennis Quaid every day of the week. (Swotcheroo)
Kellan Lutz looks so bloody sexy as his cock just has a rest. Limp (flaccid) cocks always looks nice…well most of them and then there are cocks that should go to the chopping block for a facial.
any of them will do…but DQ will always be the first! Totally hot!
Judging by his bulge and the head I can see, Kellan looks cut, or at least wears his foreskin back. And Shia looks like a hobo, man what happened to him! macattack88
love kellan lutz nob outline, you can see his nice mushroom head 😛
shia lebouf looks like he smells like balls, and not in a good way(is there a good way?)! and maybe it’s just me, but i remember dennis quaid presented brokeback mountain at some awards ceremony and he seemed kinda bored and was rolling his eyes as he did. that just didn’t set well with me. wonder if he’s not gay friendly?
MHSN eagerbtmTN btw
now give me something plz!
🙂
that peen print from kellan is practically screaming “BITE ME! BITE ME!”
(then i’d have to take those sweats down and. . . . .)
let me have a piece of kellan lutz n id tear that dick up
Mmm… Dennis and Kellan, very tasty!!
Is Shia’s beard one only Dewitt can love?
3overnine
Based on these 3 photos on who I wanted to boink me? 1st) kellan 2nd) dennis and then last 3) Shia
yum yum i want some Kellan Lutz in me 🙂
shadowblade000
That’s my favorite kellan pic thus far
I cannot stand Shia La Beouf
He’s Typecasted as the same buffoon in every movie… The Picture just proves he’ll never have any dimension to him..
If Kellan’s wardrobe in the new Twilight Movie are anything like what he’s wearing in this pic..
I think I might just find the time to go see it.
Aaaro888
Kellan Lutz is gorgeous. I recently seen him in an horror movie on cable the other night. I would do everything in bed with him using a condom. Kellan is drop dead gorgeous. Shia on the other hand looks like he stinks.
That is one fucking tight shirt.
To be perfectly honest, the last time Dennis Quaid looked hot was on Far from Heaven. He looked okay in Vantage Point and G. I. Joe, but that may just be my suit/uniform fetish talking. LOL He has aged pretty badly the last few years. Not as bad as his batsh-t crazy brother, but still…
Love seeing the VPL…Justin Theroux had a nice one in Wanderlust
sneaker
The first thing I looked at in the first picture was the amazing bulge…am I the only one?
DQ…anytime is good…he can do me whatever he wants
First time poster! And yeah…Kellan Lutz..There aint nothing wrong with that guy. I dont care where hes going or coming from, he can wear those baggy pants any day 😉
manhunt profile: jon_jane
Ah DQ. I want to be his 4th wife. Always thought he was the goods. Talk about getting older with hotness.And the first two combined with DQ would be a cock buffet I want to have dinner with!!!!!
Dennis Quaid is on the top of the list of older guys I’d be happy to get under. Damn, he’s aged well. I LOVE the scene Pandorum where he’s taking care of a scared/naked Cam Giganet.
I gave the “smells like balls” comment the “like”. But DQ was in “Closer To Heaven” playing a closeted gay husband to Julianne Moore. Unless it was a huge payday, I would think he was fine with the gays. Maybe he was just jealous of Jakey G.?
Does anyone ever actually read the “- “?
Sorry, “Far From Heaven”…”Closer To Heaven” is a Pet Shop Boys song.
Yay! Keep posting. This won’t be the only contest.
yah might wanna consider making the author tag more prominent.
if that is feasible fer ya t’do.