It’s always a good day when Mark Ruffalo talks to the press about his penis. The 44 year-old actor and current leader in “Dewitt’s Ultimate Celebrity Crushes” spoke with a large group of journalists about his upcoming role in The Avengers, particularly addressing his time […]
Category: Film
Whitney Houston’s Final Work Has A Trailer
Here’s the spot for Sparkle. It’s Whitney Houston’s last film, and she plays a former singer whose daughters form a girl group in the 1960s.Watch it after the jump. Sad, huh? Despite the fact that her character named her daughter “Sparkle”, the girl group’s name […]
I’m Still Team Edward, Y’all.
While you’re occupied with your Taylor Lautner bukkake party fantasies, I’ll be over here (mentally) fapping to these shots of wet hobo Robert Pattinson and wondering what’s wrong with my penis. Why the hell am I so attracted to this man? Is it just because […]
Michael Fassbender Is Naked Again.
Most of us have already seen his penis by now, so the idea of “Michael Fassbender naked” is about as notable as “Marc Dylan getting banged”. Been there, done that! AND YET IT’S STILL SCORCHINGLY HOT!!!!!!! Apologies for the capitalization and overuse of exclamation points. […]
I’m So Hard Right Now.
By now, you’re well aware of my obsession with Daniel Radcliffe‘s tiny man presence. He’s a major player on my celebrity “fucket list” (which doesn’t exist yet, but it should!), and I’d sell my soul to Voldemort if I could just once tickle his taint […]
I Can Now Die Happy: Tom Hardy To Play Gay Rugby Star
Ok, it’s a “might”. Tom Hardy might play Gareth Thomas in a bio-pic! TOM HARDY MIGHT PLAY OPENLY GAY EX-PRO RUGBY PLAYER GARETH EDWARDS IN A BIO-PIC. Tom Hardy is SEXY and rugby is SEXY. Well, he’s certainly had the practice and I’m not talking […]
I’m Officially In Love With Liev Schreiber’s Hot Fat Ass
Liev Schreiber is in better shape than I’ll probably be at 44 years-old, so please don’t get the impression that I’m one of those awful gay bloggers who’d actually call him “fat”. When I say he has a “hot fat ass”, the emphasis should specifically […]
Adam Scott Wants To Get Up In Channing Tatum’s Ass
Who doesn’t? Adam Scott is the foxy little hotness on Parks and Recreation. Channing Tatum is the Bel Ami-named bohunk Hollywood keeps trying to foist on us as a leading man. Scott recently told Details that he admires Channing’s sculpted beef. He didn’t stop there. […]
Who Would You Rather?: Leonardo DiCaprio Vs. Fake Leonardo DiCaprio
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! There’s a Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator who looks nothing at all like Leonardo DiCaprio! The guy doesn’t even look like Lukas Haas, Tobey Maguire or anyone in Leo’s Pussy Posse! What a weird celebrity to choose to impersonate. MJ, Cher, Gaga, there’s even a GALLAGHER […]
Top or Bottom: Lenny Kravitz
Grammy Award-winning artist Raphael Saadiq spoke with future Hunger Games star (and fellow Grammy winner) Lenny Kravitz for the latest issue of Interview magazine. Regretfully, Saadiq neglected to ask Kravitz the most important question of them all—“If you were ever going to have gay sex, […]