Remember Starship Troopers? Neil Patrick Harris was in it, and Denise Richards’ unplucked brows played a major role. One of the reasons I’ll still watch it if it comes on basic cable on a Sunday afternoon is Casper Van Dien and his body. That scene […]
Category: Film
Would You Hit That?: Agent Coulson (Clark Gregg)
For the three of you who haven’t seen The Avengers yet, this post contains spoilers. So stop reading if you don’t want to have a major plot point revealed. Click away. I’ll wait. Gone? Good. My heart broke when they killed off Agent Coulson. I […]
Film Review: “BEAR MAKES RORSCHACH” Is Hot
Remember that guy who made a video of Colby Keller jerking off in a creepy bunny mask? He also made a video of Colby’s pal Dale Cooper jerking off onto a rubber duck’s face. But that’s old news by now! Now, in a new clip […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men Of “Prometheus”
While sitting in the theater waiting for that movie that burned down Hollywood with how well it did to start (I won’t cause you to scream and yank tufts of hair out of your head by naming it), one of my friends sitting beside me […]
Why Are You Wearing Clothes, Andrew Garfield?
Dear Andrew Garfield, It has recently come to my attention that you are wearing clothes in your new spread for VMAN magazine. Why? Now that you’re potentially becoming a huge star with The Amazing Spider-Man, you need to be aware of all of your fans. […]
Why You Should See “The Avengers” Even If You Think Super-Heroes Are Lame
I will stop writing about The Avengers as soon as everyone goes to see it. It is SUCH a good movie. Remember when you were a kid and you saw your first big-screen popcorn flick that was just filled with action and heroism and humor […]
Celebrity Skin: Channing Tatum’s Ass
Ok, this “Celebrity Skin” is pretty short BUT(T) it does feature a nice clear shot of Channing Tatum’s cakes. With his male stripper epic Magic Mike coming to a multiplex near you, Channing’s bod is on everyone’s minds. What perfect time to post the accompanying […]
Batman Porn!!
After a fan corrected Conan O’Brien for mislabeling the new Batman flick as “The Dark Knight Rising“, the talk show host went out of his way to prove that he didn’t make a mistake… By, um, making a fake gay porn trailer. Is it wrong […]
Would You Hit That?: Fran Kranz
I love my country. But, like many Americans, it periodically annoys the fuck out of me. What is today’s first world problem, you might ask? The newest Nicholas Sparks shitshow is #2 at the box office and the utterly brilliant, scary, and hysterical The Cabin […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tyra Banks Fires Most Of Her ANTM Cast
ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has fired all of her minions who work on America’s Next Top Model. This would include the Orangina-shaded […]