Where does Clive Owen rank on the unofficial Gay Celebrity Fuckability Index? The last time we featured him in the Celebrity Skin series, you had more to say about his talent than the full-frontal flash he gave us in 1991’s Close My Eyes. On the […]
Michael K. over at DListed dropped this bomb on me yesterday. It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the gym. *mouth agape* It’s funny. I usually go for the stocky, hairy types. I married one. But something about JoGoLev sends me. He’s directed his first film (Don Jon) […]
Kellan Lutz, the actor primarily known for his role as “that guy who takes his clothes off a lot“, has finally gone full-on naked for the 2013 film Java Heat. Now, before you get too excited, we should inform you—he doesn’t show his dick. However, […]
ITEM – The not-quite-as-hot-as-his-older-brother-but-he’s-still-pretty-spiffy Liam Hemsworth reportedly stepped out on his fiancee Miley Cyrus with Mad Men actress January Jones after the Oscars. And there’s photographic evidence! No one is commenting on the truth of this rumor, but Miley Tweeted that her wedding is still […]
Raise your hand if you’ve ever fantasized about a coach or gym teacher! If your fingers are pointing straight to the sky at the moment, then your dick will soon follow after watching “College Sex Ed“, an incredibly explicit animated film by erotic artist Animan. […]
Long before my dick started delving into hyperbolic statements, I named Travis Matthews‘ 14 minute short I Want Your Love the Best Sex Scene of 2010. It was far from an exaggeration. The film offered up an accurate and honest depiction of what it’d be like […]
Prepare yourself for a giant dose of “WTF” genius. Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric fame collaborated with dream-pop duo Beach House for their latest music video, starring Ray Wise of Twin Peaks fame. This isn’t entirely out of left field—considering Wise has appeared on Wareheim’s show in the […]
ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]
As we all know by now, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pissed off a ton of people as the host of this weekend’s Oscars ceremony. His opening number, “We Saw Your Boobs“, was only one of many immature, unfunny, misogynist jokes throughout the night, which […]
The Oscars are coming up on Sunday, which is the kind of thing that I normally get at least a little bit excited about. This year it’s proving kind of difficult, though! Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is for some reason hosting, and most […]
