I know, I know. I’ve been going on ad nauseam about blowjobs lately. It’s just that they’re super-important. And feel really goddamn good. Does anything beat busting a nut into your partner’s wet n’ willing mouth? Gripping on to the back of his head for […]
Ah, Tumblr. Since 2007, you’ve become a safety net of gay porn for all of us horny hoes. It can get so confusing and arduous trying to track a certain type of clip down on the various tube sites. You can almost always find EXACTLY […]
I don’t play Pokémon Go. Now, don’t get me confused with one of those bougie people who is all “we don’t even OWN a TV” or some other ridiculous attempt at seeming higher level than the rest of the populace. I don’t play Pokémon Go […]
You won’t care about this if you’re not into piss. Or maybe you will! I don’t know what I can say to set this up for you. It’s only six seconds long and I don’t even know if there’s a longer version out there […]
They didn’t give me a real trailer, so you’re getting this! I wrote about the beautiful Ashton Summers earlier today, lamenting that Dominic Ford neglected to include a preview of his new jack off scene with them. So I went on a hunt to […]
Totally epic penis. This is another one of those “I don’t know anything about this” videos since the source tumblr that prepped this clip and uploaded it is now mysteriously gone. But I been watching this dick bounce all day long and I’m officially […]
Dicks! Dicks bigger than a boy can imagine! For illustrators who draw naked men, especially those who do erotic works featuring naked men, there is no modern influence stronger than Tom of Finland. Tom’s (Touko Valio Laaksonen’s) styling and impressions of his technique can […]
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
I may be in love with a straight boy. I honestly don’t even know how I got to this dude (oh no wait, yes I do) but I’m so glad he did. I feel like I should immediately disclaim his heterosexuality though, cause people […]
Reasons that aren’t “fitness” or “working out.” Gentlemens. Summer is HERE! You’re in for three long months of situations where you’re gonna have to take your shirt off and be out in the sun. And what better way to forget about that, than spending […]
