We didn’t plan on using another funny porn face for this week’s Caption This contest. However, we quickly changed our minds upon catching this shot of Dean Monroe bent over for Alexsander Freitas. Is he experiencing an intense moment of pleasure? Or is he unable […]
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Caption This: Sandwich Fuck
Here’s a picture of Junior Stellano, Ethan Hudson and Dirk Caber in Titan Men‘s Hellions. We came across it while doing “research” for last night’s Everything Butt post, and it immediately screamed out Caption This! What was Ethan thinking as Junior approached him from behind? […]
Caption This: The Excitement of It All
In the middle of a messy dorm room, a frat twink gets blown by his bitch bottom friend. The pleasure is so intense that he starts pumping his fist like a cast member of Jersey Shore! Unless we’re missing something, that’s basically the premise of […]
Caption This: Dorm Buddies
Upon catching this image on Hot as Fuck blog, our initial instinct was to point toward the screen (with a hard-on) and scream “Caption This“. It’s your typically homoerotic drunk college boy shot–one clothed dude and his very naked roommate–but this one lets you fill […]
Caption This: Hulk Hogan
You may not understand why this picture is appearing in our Caption This series. Exactly what does a Hulk Hogan action figure have to do with penis jokes and immature humor? Well, before we continue this conversation, it should be noted this is the cropped […]
Twink Tank: Caption These Twinks
There seems to be a general aversion towards over-the-top theatrics in gay porn. As you know, we love a good LOLWAB moment every now and then, especially when it involves cheesy facial expressions or a guy named “Beau Flexxx“. Or perhaps this photo set from […]
Caption This: Colby Keller’s Balls
Here’s a picture of porn star Colby Keller and a whole lot of gum balls. Considering this picture screams blatantly obvious sexual innuendo, we thought it’d be a good pick for our Caption This series. Plus, we have a total boner crush on Colby Keller. […]
Caption This: A Very Serious Gentleman
The man in the picture above? He has a finger up his butt. While this may come as a surprise to you given the blank expression on his face, we assure you someone’s index finger is shoved halfway into his hungry and willing butthole. So […]
Caption This: The Santa Hat
Here’s a picture of a man lounging in an armchair next to his Christmas tree. He’s not wearing anything beyond a Santa hat, a red shirt, tighty whities and the fur on his chest. While this shot may not be as nonsensical as previous images […]
Caption This: Fridge Bottom
Here’s a picture of a naked twink in a mini-fridge. Or is it a really large freezer? Honestly, we’re not going to dig for any of the details! Whether this is digitally edited or entirely real, there’s no denying that it’s kind of hilarious. And […]