Something about Miles Teller just draws me in. Teller doesn’t have those straightforward matinee idol good looks, but he’s cutesy-charismatic and he’s probably packing. I can tell these things. I have peendar. He first appeared as the teenager who ran down Nicole Kidman’s kid in […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Watch Jean Dujardin Dance In His Underwear
In this clip from the French version of the Québécois comedy series Un gars, une fille, a pre-Oscar Jean Dujardin dorks out in his boxers and dances around in the kitchen. As much as I would have preferred to see a naked version of this clip […]
The Cock Buffet: Spencer Reed & Conner Habib Are Very Happy About All The Porn You’re About To See
It’s (blank) o’clock! You’re horny as hell, and you’re still waiting for that guy you’re chatting with on Manhunt to come over and suck your dick. You can’t wait forever, so what the hell should you do in the meantime? Perhaps you should just screw […]
Quickie: William Levy
Dancing With The Stars is still on, and I repeat – I haven’t cared about that show since Joey Fatone’s big round butt stopped bouncing around on the dancefloor. However, there was a special surprise for us this week when ABC announced the new line-up. […]
The Locker Room: Adam Scott
He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their […]
On The Hunt: Andreas & Nahuel
We like to call this update “absolute beginners” since it stars Nahuel, a cute compact muscle boy we met on Manhunt who had never been in front of a camera before. Boy, was he nervous! Luckily, we had Andreas to ease him into things. Andreas […]
Zac Efron Is Predictably Adorable In Post-Condomgate Interview (Brought To You By Matt Lauer)
Remember that time Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet? Of course you do! Now, let’s watch this interview with Matt Lauer, where he addresses the matter and makes coy “I’m going to have so much sex with you” faces like the one […]
Underwear Drawer: Speedos On “The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes”
Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive […]
What’s Wrong With People?: Bustin Beeber
Whenever Dewitt writes a “Twink Tank” post, there’s always some dick in the comments wailing about how we’re encouraging pedophilia blah blah blah bored-whinypants-has-his-own-issues. THIS is the shit they should be directing their menses-informed complaints towards. Justin Bieber just turned 18, which renders him legal. […]
The Only Still From “The Hunger Games” That Matters
Why hello, Peeta Mellark! Did you just finish baking some bread? Are you feeling down because Katniss Everdeen is sending you mixed feelings? Or perhaps the whole “you’re going to be sent to fight to the deathin an arena” thing is weighing hard on your […]