This reeks of “Popazao”. This is “rapper” Chet Haze. His dad is really famous as the guy from Bosom Buddies, and this INSANE flick from the early 80s called Mazes and Monsters. For those of you who are ovums, there was this whole big deal […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Who The Hell Won?: Week Of 2/27/12
I’m not sure what he won besides the “Looks Good In A Spandex Tank” contest. He’s definitely fantasizable. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?”! It’s the feature where you find out who won in all those irritating polls we run during the week! I kid, […]
18 Half-Naked Pictures of Darren Criss
Don’t get too excited! Unfortunately, Darren Criss is only naked on the upper half in these outtakes from People magazine. I say “unfortunately” with the utmost sincerity, because this dude is about 790% hotter when he’s not playing his awful, smug-ass character from Glee. Does […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which Dakota Cochrane’s Butthole Suddenly Became Relevant Again
Zac Efron! George Clooney! Justin Bieber porn! Threesomes! Luckily, these four things have nothing to do with one another (even though I wouldn’t mind watching Zac and George use a double-ended dildo together). Those were just four of the most popular topics covered last week […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Liam & Marshall
Call me a greedy whore, but I L-O-V-E getting stuffed in both ends! See what I did there? I spelled out all four letters of “love”, just to emphasize how much I enjoy sucking cock and getting fucked at the same time. I’m bringing up […]
Everything Butt: Adam Killian
Before you ask why there are so many cock shots in a post that’s supposedly about Adam Killian‘s butt, we encourage you to watch the trailer at the end of this post. Everything will be clear after that. Like, literally everything! You won’t just understand […]
What Would You Do?: Omar
Here is a list of things I would do with Omar (if there were any chance in hell that he’d ever sleep with a scrawny and stupid ol’ blogger like me): • Make out with his armpits (and admire his bulging biceps). • Make out […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Let’s Consider Taylor Kitsch
ITEM – Those endless ads for the John Carter flick have been dominating television lately. And the only thing eye-catching about them is former Friday Night Lights actor Taylor Kitsch as the title character. Who gives a shit about CGI Mars? We do when there’s […]
Hot or Not: Self-Fisting
Apologies if I came off as close-minded, ignorant or overly judgmental in yesterday’s “Porn Pics That Actually Made Me Vomit In My Mouth” post! In my defense, I can accept that certain activities push other people’s buttons, though it should be noted that those same […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: Dindaadaa
Last week was a dark time for the “Manhunt Man Of The Week” feature. I was flippant and described young8 as being “disabled” because one of his pics featured him with his arm in a sling. Shockingly, that didn’t go so well. Yes, I know […]