This post is basically just so I can squee over the fact that American Horror Story has a new season! This show’s first season was an OBSESSION for me, and this chapter has Jessica Lange playing a nun overseeing a haunted insane asylum. Most of […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Hot Military Jocks Support Prince Harry By Getting Naked & Saluting Him With Their Rock Hard Cocks
The trailer for this scene between Petty Officer Chris and Private Chris is hilariously awkward in the best way possible. One minute they’re talking about Canada and fetishizing Asian chicks with British accents, the next they’re bumping taints like there’s no tomorrow. As someone who’s […]
Here’s Jonathan Agassi With A Banana Up His Butt.
This is a post about Jonathan Agassi getting fucked by a banana. One of my favorite things to ask gay porn stars is, “What’s the weirdest object that you’ve ever had inside of your ass?” If I ever have the opportunity to ask Jonathan Agassi this […]
Twink Tank: Max Flint
Upon first glance, there is nothing edgy about Max Flint (above left) aside from his tattoos. He is your standard twink. With his slim frame and floppy mane, he wouldn’t look out of place next to Justin Bieber or One Direction on the cover of […]
Manning Carr Is My Spirit Animal
My obsessions come and go. In the particular case of Manning Carr, my obsession is cumming on a site called College Dudes. You might remember this hairy-chested, bearded young beauty as just plain “Manning” from Chaos Men. You might even remember that time he appeared in […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Phillippe
Pause for a moment to acknowledge that Cruel Intentions was thirteen years ago… Done yet? Good! Now, pause for a moment to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe‘s ass still looks incredible to this day. You may be wondering, “How do you guys even know that? Is Ryan […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: A Chaos Men Muscle Jock Showdown
Contrary to popular belief, there are models on Chaos Men who aren’t Darius or the various individuals who are fucking Darius at any given point in time. We don’t write about these guys as frequently, because—a) They’re not getting fucked every other day, b) Their butts aren’t […]
Quickie: KAYLAN FALGOUST
Here’s four more reasons why I want to kill Rick Day and wear his body. Ok, that came out way harsh and a little too serial killer-ish. Here are four reasons I want to tie Rick Day up, stuff him in a closet, and wear […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Trammell’s Moobs & Pubes, Stephen Moyer’s Butt and Joe Manganiello’s Insane Upper Body
Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Why You Should Follow Us On Twitter: #AssPicMonday
It is absolutely heart-warming to see the responses you get when posting something as simple as the following on Twitter: Everybody with two humps comes hurtling out of the woodwork! Including the porn stars! Yes, that would be the famed porn performer (and secret sex […]