This post is basically just so I can squee over the fact that American Horror Story has a new season! This show’s first season was an OBSESSION for me, and this chapter has Jessica Lange playing a nun overseeing a haunted insane asylum. Most of the original cast is back, but playing new characters. The buzz is it’s going to be all about serial killers, aliens, Nazis, and nymphomaniacs. Basically, everything that should be on Glee.
Zachary Quinto is returning. It always amused me how much Dewitt HATED his neurotic gay ghost character from last season who was always complaining about “twinks.” He plays a doctor this time. And joining the cast this season is sexy fuck Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Does anyone else want to be the revolving chair he sits on when he judges The Voice?
If you had your druthers, would you get with Zach or Adam? Personally, I’d get with Jessica Lange. If she’s anything like the character she played last season, bitch must be a howl.
– J. Harvey
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I voted Adam …. I feel so ashamed now …..
Zach anyday!!
I need a threesome with Zach and Adam option…NOW!
Zachary is adorable in those glasses, but he gets hired in Hollywood as scary/odd characters for a reason… He has a slightly menacing look, though I’m sure he’s a very nice person in real life. Adam, on the other hand, though straight, is hella hot. So it’s a tough choice, but I went for Adam.
give me a 3-way with Zach and Adam, and I’ll be in heaven 😉
i was OBSESSSSSSSED with this show last season and am wayyyyyy too excited for the next one. i dont care how old and crusty she is, i would fuck the shit out of jessica lange for sheer awesomeness. ive wanted to fuck zacahary quinto so badly since he was slicing open heads on heroes. and as much i HATE adam levine as a singer and person, he would probably be such fantastic whiney bitch to split open, so he can get it too.
Really? THIS is the poll where you don’t give a “both” option?
Really? THIS is the poll where you don’t give a “both” option?
Really? THIS is the poll where you don’t give a “both” option?
Where is the option for Zachary and Adam. I want them both.
Zachary is such a hottie. I would lick him everywhere.
Jessica Lange. But in all seriousness, Adam.
Jessica Lange. But in all seriousness, Adam.
Jessica Lange. But in all seriousness, Adam.
Jessica Lange. But in all seriousness, Adam.
I would do both of them, but that wasn’t an option.
Never watch the show !!!
I want both Adam and Zachary. Right now. Where is the “both of those hot fucks” option dammit?!
I love Zac Pinto, but Adam Levine is just too much deliciousness.
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