With the Olympics (and Olympic boners) on our blogging minds this past summer, we read their Wikipedia pages did a lot of research on gay Olympians. I thought it was depressing that adorable and sexy Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham initially had a hellish time trying […]
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Is Randy Blue Model Brad Barnes Jerking Off With His Twin Brother Brian, Or Are We Fucking Crazy?
The latest update on Randy Blue features Brad Barnes throwing a football, showering, jerking off and playing with his ass along with a remarkably identical man named “Brian“. There is no mention on the site as to whether Brad has a twin brother (a la […]
Popular Demand: The Week People Freaked Out About Insanely Disappointing Pics of Prince Harry Naked
Never deny the power of the following three words: “Prince Harry naked“. On today’s edition of Popular Demand, we learned that the prospect of royal dick pics meant more to our readers than Mick Lovell‘s flawless fuck-hole, Matt Schiermeier‘s outstanding body, Johnny Venture‘s unbelievably thick cock, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Paddy O’Brian (III)
And now it’s time to introduce a man who needs no introduction! Most of you are already familiar with gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian, especially given the fact that he’s appeared twice in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, earned the title of Best Dick of […]
Behind The Scenes At “On The Hunt”: Rafael Alencar And Dom Moretti Comparing Cocks
It’s cute when the camera turns to Carter Jacobs and he expresses his awe over the size of Rafael Alencar’s kickstand. Here’s another behind-the-scenes vid from an On The Hunt shoot. It’s the cutesy Dom Moretti and the well-endowed Alencar comparing cock sizes. You’ve got […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Continued Existence of Samuel O’Toole’s Pornstache
We thought it was just a phase! We thought Samuel O’Toole‘s ridiculous/amazing vintage porn mustache (originally seen here) would appear in one scene and disappear from his face forever and ever! We thought fans of his dick, ass and incredible body would stage a passionate […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Bucket List Night
Let’s be authentic now. I didn’t even watch this whole vid. I fast-forwarded and stopped to watch at two points: 1) 1:30 – When the brown-haired cutie doffs his shirt and shows off his nice bod. 2) 4:21 – When it looked like they were […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Against Bullying
ITEM – That’s a really stupid headline. We shouldn’t have to POINT OUT that people aren’t into people making other people’s lives a living hell, right? Then again. Ahnold’s kid Patrick Schwarzenegger recently shot a PSA for Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation coming out […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The Divine Secret of The Marc Dylan Brotherhood of Magnificent Ass-Fuckery
We don’t write nearly enough about Johnny Rapid and Marc Dylan, so why not write posts about both of them on the same day? The muscular power bottom god can currently be spotted in an exclusive scene for FalconStudios.com members. As you might imagine, he throws […]
David Pocock Wants Marriage Equality, Has An Insane Body
It’s a big cock tease for me, but for a good cause. David Pocock (that’s right, he has “cock” in his very name) is a big, brawny, ginger pro rugby player Down Under. He recently re-stated on Australia television that he will not get legally […]

