ITEM – Bradley Cooper’s publicist posed as a model named Laura Simpson to tell InStyle Weekly that she stopped dating Cooper cuz’ he’s a foot freak. Simpson was supposedly set up on a date with her by his The Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence. […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Abele Place Is Banging Nick Sterling, So Why The FUCK Do You Still Have Your Pants On?
The good folks at Randy Blue avoided the ill fate of “a very, very terrible miracle” by bringing back hairy-chested, uncut jock Abele Place for some hardcore action. They must have read our minds that we wanted to see him paired with beefy god Nick […]
Everything Butt: Nick Sterling (II)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled jerk-off sessions for an emergency edition of Everything Butt, starring the meatiest bubble butt of all bubble butts—Randy Blue‘s Nick Sterling. We’re going to “write” about his latest scene with Abele Place in the very near future, but for now, […]
Woof Alert: Dirk Caber
It’s time for the long overdue inclusion of Dirk Caber in our Woof Alert series! As some of you might already know, Dirk and his partner Jesse Jackman are two of the most passionate performers in the gay porn industry, rarely (if ever) turning in […]
The Amateur Hour: Pseudo-Double Penetration With A Soundtrack
This video of two men banging to Cat Power‘s “Empty Shell” gave us a big laugh (and an even bigger boner) while we were browsing through amateur site Post Him. There’s just something so fucking hilarious about these dudes going at it in such a primal, […]
Hot Or Not: Cumming While Suspended In Mid-Air
That post title is pretty particular. Honestly, we didn’t even need a “Hot Or Not” question for this post. All we really had to type up there was “JOSH LONG IN NAKED BONDAGE.” And the boners start a bonin’! Josh Long is cub deliciousness and […]
Socks & Cocks: Liam Emerson for Foot Woody
It’s amazing how often Foot Woody makes me question whether or not I have a foot fetish. I’ve been known to suck a toe or two in the heat of the moment, but it’s more of a “you’re on your back getting fucked by me […]
Everything Butt: Leo Forte
Despite having only spent a very brief amount of time around Leo Forte, I can tell you that there’s something incredibly magnetic about his personality. There used to be this idea in my head that porn stars were scary, unapproachable demigods. Yet, while attending last […]
Quickie: Parker Hurley
Parker Hurley is a hot piece of ass whose day job is “male model.” Being a hot piece of ass comes in handy when you’re a male model. He confirms my theory that tons of tattoos only work on a dude if the canvas is […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Randoms, A-Z (Part III)
Doesn’t it feel like a billion years since we’ve done a round of iPhone Wars? Today, I’ve decided to put my laziness aside for a few moments, pull together twenty-six random contestants and deliver you a competition with something for everyone. It doesn’t matter if […]











