No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Black Friday can be a horrifying, terrifying, soul-sucking, day. There’s been deaths in past years caused by trashy-people consumers! It’s too much, and rather ugly. We need some beauty. Enter Ty Thomas. If you’re shell-shocked by Black Friday, you should do what Ty Thomas does. […]
Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s that time when we Americans eat turkey, share what we’re thankful for in life, and try to forget that the holiday is pretty much based on the subjugation of Native Americans. Know what I’m thankful for? Pornography! It’s not just a job, […]
Oh, Connor Maguire. You are one of the sexiest guys in porn. You always look like you’re sneering, you’re a hairy firecrotch, you have body, and a big ole’ dick. And word is that you’re kinky as fuck. After watch the teaser and pics for […]
Yes, the fuck receptacle that the very busy Topher Dimaggio is sticking his dick into IS Tegan Zayne. Cocky Boys should receive a daily blowjob from me for putting Topher and Tegan together. It starts off with a cocksucking in a hammock and gets hotter […]
Louis is a handsome young man from Sean Cody with a sexed-up gym body who’s more than happy to grip his dick and massage it in an up-and-down motion until he eventually spurts cum for your delight. You should grip YOUR dick and emulate him. […]
You really only need this GIF of Ryan Rose getting his big porn superhero butt rocked by Topher Dimaggio to entice you into “About Last Night” from Falcon Studios, right? I sense that this latest porn epic from Falcon Studios is going to be the […]
I don’t know, I think Blake Mitchell might finally have some competition for Hottest Twink in the Universe. Here’s how I know Sean Ford is hot. I’m not big into twinks. I tend to like my porn beefy with big round asses, just thick, thick, […]
Oh, Ashton McKay. You of the perfect body who doesn’t seem to have a Twitter handle. I hate when porn gods don’t have Twitter handles! It means I can’t stalk them on social media! What the hell else am I supposed to do on social […]
There is so much to love about part one of Bromo’s second “Dirty Rider” series (christ, all of these series and sequels and different parts and shit are starting to resemble American Horror Story Roanoke’s criss-crossing reality shows except porn is way less gory as […]
Sometimes it all becomes a blur for me when it comes to Sean Cody. Perfect bodies. Perfect faces. Tanned. Big cocks. High, tight asses. Flirt a little while doing something traditionally jockish. Back to the living room to suck and rim. Then fuck. Don’t get […]
