Solo Artist: Ty Thomas Avoids Black Friday By Beating Off In The Wilderness

Black Friday can be a horrifying, terrifying, soul-sucking, day. There’s been deaths in past years caused by trashy-people consumers! It’s too much, and rather ugly. We need some beauty. Enter Ty Thomas. If you’re shell-shocked by Black Friday, you should do what Ty Thomas does. Take your shapely ass to the wilderness, strip, and beat off amidst the trees and rocks. It’s the only way to decompress.

Check out more of Ty Thomas avoiding Black Friday below, and watch the entire scene at Jason Sparks Live (which, coincidentally enough, is offering a Black Friday deal on membership!)!

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