I’m going to have to write a sequel to the “5 Times Diego Sans Made Us Jizz” post. Diego Sans is a spy and Jake Ashford is his bound and gagged prey. Jake better talk or else. “Or else” in this case means getting Diego’s […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Real Life Couple Deacon And Asher Fuck For Sean Cody
This would almost be romantic if it wasn’t fucking hot and filled with enough pump action to fuel a thousand jerkoff sessions. Deacon and Asher are a couple in real life who are kindly enough to let Sean Cody film their lovemaking. Well, it’s less […]
Manhunt At MAL: Boomer Banks, Dildo Shows, And Plenty Of Pics!
It was a celebration of mansex from coast to coast last weekend! On the west coast, we had Hustlaball Vegas going on. And on the east? Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend aka MAL! The two-day celebration of all things manly! You know, manly things like leather, dildos, […]
Beefy Fuckers: Sean Zevran And Derek Bolt Find The Perfect Fit
Oooooo, when possessors of two of the most perfect body parts in porn come together in a clumsy but accurate “tailor measuring me for a suit” scenario…it’s like a heretofore undiscovered holiday! Sean Zevran has a bee-yoo-tee-full cock. The “B” in Derek Bolt stands for […]
Celebrity Skin: Dick Pics Of Two Guys From “Teen Wolf”
Tyler Posey is the star of MTV”s long-running Teen Wolf series, and Cody Christian is…I don’t know. I’m super-sick and don’t have the strength to use IMDB. He’s on Teen Wolf, too. Here Tyler’s (supposed) cock: http://justwantcuddles.tumblr.com/post/156008143912/tyler-posey-again And here’s that Cody Christian guy’s: http://dle1125.tumblr.com/post/155963388578/teen-wolfs-cody-christian-this-is-soooo-fucking I […]
On Set: A Sneak Preview Of Colby Jansen And Jaxton Wheeler For Colby’s Crew!
I THOUGHT the peak of my porn blogger experience reached last summer. That’s when I was on set to watch several scenes being filmed for the sparkly new Colby’s Crew. My worship of Colby Jansen is a known quantity so seeing the burly beastmaster naked […]
Solo Artist: Dave Summerlin
Well, hello salty goodness! (I stole that from a really old Buffy episode. Joss Whedon is God.) Apparently, in my day-to-day porno round-up drive-by, I missed the incredible specimen named Dave Summerlin. He intro’ed his body and his jerking skills for Next Door Male. I’m […]
Switching It Up: Colby Keller And Jay Roberts Flip-Fuck
Porn artiste Colby Keller and Jay Roberts (recently loosened up by Dato Foland) are switching it up like crazy in this latest from MEN’s “Gods Of Men” imprint. Maybe A Match is a dumb title cuz’ duh, they sure as fuck do! Keller and Roberts […]
Colby’s Crew: Colby Jansen “Mentors” Jackson Grant
For those of you less discerning readers, “mentors” is a euphemism in this case. It means “FUCKS.” Jackson Grant is a newcomer that is already making his way into the Boner Creator Hall of Fame with his scenes for Colby’s Crew. Not to humble-brag but […]
Twitter Feed (Me): Look, Porn Stars Are Tweeting At You!
I was mostly monitoring Twitter this week for piss jokes about President-Elect Assface. I saw a lot! But, in the meantime, our porn favorites were still a’tweetin’! Take it away, boys! Get to know Adam Ramzi. At length! Adam (who was celebrated bigly on Manhunt […]











