Gorgeous body and seductive lips. Enticing treasure trail, leading to a nice big bulge. All of these factors, and we keep focusing on the damn ears. Perhaps it’s because they’re the most distinctive quality on Alexander Beal. The thing that sets him apart from all […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Um, Since When Did Darren Criss Become A “Bear”?
In today’s edition of improper labels in the media, fellow blog POPWIRED has classified Glee‘s Darren Criss as a “bear”. What. The. Fuck? This made us do a double take, considering the actor isn’t even close to full-on bear status. He’s stick thin, clean-shaven and […]
Hot Flash: Alf Oil
Australian model Daniel Garofali let photographer Alf Oil borrow his incredibly sexy body for a recent shoot, which basically involves him wearing nothing but… um, tin foil. The series was released exclusively to Coitus magazine’s blog, along with a teaser that they’ll be “unwrapping” him […]
The Ten: Heath Jordan Makes A Cum-Back
Pardon us for the tacky misspelling of “comeback” in the title of this post. We just got a little excited that Heath Jordan‘s reclaimed the number one spot on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. This may or may not have led […]
Harris Hilton & Jack Blue Are Too Pretty To Function
It’s always nice when Bel Ami models have different hair colors. Otherwise, every scene on the site is like watching the Peter Twins–you just can’t tell ’em apart. Oh, we’re just kidding! We’re perfectly capable of distinguishing one impossibly gorgeous twink from another. It just […]
Quickie: Mattheus Lian
This is Brazilian model Mattheus Lian. In this simple shot alone, he makes us want to take our clothes off, and it only gets better once you get a glimpse of his lean, hairy torso. What is it about his abdominal area that screams, “Rub […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Block
Here are some fun facts about Alexander Block! He thinks group sex is crap. His ultimate fantasy is to be completely dominated, though he’s yet to meet anyone who’s up to the task. Playing with his nipples drives him wild. Oh yeah, and he really […]
Bi The Way: Dale Dabone
A good portion of you won’t enjoy this scene with Dale Dabone. Never mind his rock hard 8.5 inch cock or beefy bod, because all you’re going to see are tattoos and vaginas. That’s perfectly okay with us. We don’t expect you all to get […]
Quickie: Marcus Randall
Does anyone remember that episode of Full House where D.J. Tanner starts eating “water pops”, exercising too much and taping pictures of bikini models on the refrigerator? For some reason, Marcus Randall reminded me of that episode. But not in a “he makes me want […]
Celebrity Skin: Cam Gigandet
As far as we know, there was only one reason to see Burlesque. Okay, so maybe there were two reasons, but the most important one involved Cam Gigandet and a box of Famous Amos cookies. And nothing much more than a box of Famous Amos […]

