Are you ready for another edition of Caption This? We sure hope you are, because we’re ready to put it in your face. In today’s caption-worthy image, a skinny twink pops his booty while kneeling on the kitchen counter. Apparently, he looks so good that a giant tongue decides to lick him.
Given the surreal nature of this photograph, we have a feeling that you can come up with some really hilarious commentary. Of course, we’ve often found that the wackiest pictures have a tendency to produce the lamest captions. Perhaps you can break that trend?
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winning caption:
Your tongue is so big 😉
How do i enter?
The secret room Willy Wonka didn’t mention …
Talk about a pussy on a pedestal.
new movie: “The Twink in the Cupboard”
A Visit from the Rimming Fairy
what’s gonna happen to his ass if he’ll try to stick it in for a bit
“Is this why Mom never let me eat a twinkie?”
“The snosberries taste like snosberries!”
Sometimes A Lick Is Better Than A Dick
jaws 4: pacific rim
Warning stop using Tongue-agra & seek medical attention if rimming last longer than 4 hour …..
ASS OF THE TITANS: “Release the cracken’!!!”
Deleted Scene from Jack and the Beanstalk
“See,I told you my ex-boyfriend was a giant ass licker”.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a twinkie?
Alice definitely didn’t play her cards correctly in Wonderland.
No, I said “would you like to lick the spoon?”, not the moon.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 12 inches!
“God, I hope he doesn’t try to fuck me.”
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll? one, two, etc.
new 100 calorie mini twinks!
More spit and go slow
Finally, a behind-the-scenes sex photo from Gulliver’s Travels.
The largest he’s ever had.
Thom Bum
Always loved licking the bowl out when mum finished baking
who knew Albino smurfs tasted so good!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and there like, I gotta lick that ass.
What Gulliver ACTUALLY did in his travels!
The real reason Jack kept climbing that stupid beanstalk!
As soon as I get him nice and wet, I’ll wrap him in duct tape and “mmmmmmm baby!”
If that is your toung, how big is your dick?
I’ve heard of big cocks, i’ve heard of long tongues but giant tongues?
This counter is clean enough so eat off of
If your toung is that big, don’t even think you are getting within 10 feet of my hole with your dick. Your kidding you can be 10 feet away and still reach?
Talk about “tounge in cheek”
Next on the Discovery Channel, we have the elusive Pocket Gay caught in a rarely seen mating ritual.
This weeks caption should go to Hayjude…When I read that I almost died laughing….LMAO!!!!!
How David really slew Goliath…
Uh Oh! Looks like Jack got caught making a play for the beanstalk! Guess now he believes those old wives tales about the giant eating young men…
He’s going to be
He’s goig to be SORE in the morning
“Wow, everything REALLY Is bigger in Texas.”
MMMMM tastes like Chicken.
“Yes Doctor, PLEASE take a look at this wart on the end of my tongue!”
or…
“This is my favorite thing to do with my little sister’s Ken Doll!”
“A little tongue and cheek humor.”
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“How do you like your first rim job, Tom Thumb?”
Fe Fi Fo Fum! I taste the bum of an Englishman.
LOL @ Bob, I vote for you.
I’m not being original, but this totally reminded me of a porno title from 30 Rock:
“Fresh-Ass: Based on the novel Tush by Ass-Fire”
who needs a bidet.
Introducing the New Flavored Pocket Gay!
this 3D/HD tv is AMAZING! It’s like I’m ACTUALLY rimming this guy!
How many licks does it take…
Andy likes his men big.
The deleted scene from Alex in Wonderland where he enjoys a piece of Eat Me cake.
Fee Fi … Oh Yum!