Rock out with your cock out? Not quite. This week's caption-worthy stud was innocently shopping at a hardware store, when something on the shelf got him so excited that he needed to whip out his schlong. The picture may or may not be photoshopped, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious (or hot).
You have a whole week to come up with your best caption for this image, so take your time to come up with something funny, sexy or downright outrageous. We'll choose a winner next Tuesday morning, and it could be you! So what are you waiting for? Start working those funny bones, and come up with something that'll knock us off our desk chairs in laughter.
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And last week's winning caption…
2 qts, holds one full week of cum
Since when did Costco start selling lube?
Mmmmm……. Kiwi! Now that’s hot!
elephants do cum in quarts
This was taken at a Bed Bath and Beyond…where the hell was I at???
I wonder if this will fit…
Does this canister make my cock look small?
Warning this product may cause things 2 appear bigger than they actually R !!!
“Save big money at Menard’s!”
“Attention shoppers, there is an unclaimed penis in Aisle 5!”
Okay, how would you feel about a Kiwi pack on our spa night?
I think he took “hang out with your wang out” a little too seriously…
Reading the lable with the wrong head as usual…..
No wonder why I cant read this damn lable, I have my glasses on the wrong head…..
Their’s never a salesMAN around when u need one!!! Can anyone help me with this???
“If I stand here long enough, someone will take my pic and photoshop a penis onto it.”
In other news – New study finds that processed fruits cause limp dick.
No public restrooms, huh? I’ll show them!
“Huh? We don’t use condoms anymore. Why did he pick this up?”
hmm i will be able to fill this in one jerk off session
Clean up on aisle… cancel that, i got this one!
Does anyone else feel a breeze? I totally feel a breeze.
You know Dumbo, I’d have fed you if you hadn’t have ripped my pants open!
so you wear the shampoo for two weeks…
BJ’s Wholesale now lives up to its name.
I wonder…. when they told me never to leave my “wood” untreated, if THIS is the recommended product of use? Hmmm.. it doesn’t say on the label if it is hypoallergenic!?!
This store really makes me feel at home.
I’ll show YOU organic seeds! D<
Attention shoppers:
Blow Job in aisle 69!!!
That’s a big ass store…
LoL