Today's caption-worthy hunk is hankering for a late night snack, but from the looks of what's below his waist… he might be hankering for something else! And I mean a silly caption, but of course. What were you thinking? Put on your thinking caps, and come up with something clever! I mean, someone needs to give this man what he so desperately needs. Otherwise, I'll have to do it for you!
Last week's winning caption was submitted early in the game, but nobody ever came close to topping it. If you can make us laugh out loud as hard as we did for that one, then you've got this competition in the bag!
– Dewitt
To see the full-size pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And last week's winner…
Damn, out of mayo. I guess I’ll make some more.
I know that homemade edible lube is in here somewhere? Maybe with my frozen cucumber???
OMG, I snarfed my coffee when I saw the “Jersey Shore Casting Couch” photo and caption. Too fucking funny!!!!
At least the fridge didn’t fart when I pulled the meat out.
I know I left the flashlight in the fridge somewhere.
Now where is that watermelon.
“I was looking for the watermellon, but we’re all out. I guess it’s just you and me tonight, peanut butter.”
Damn I didn’t know the burning sensation would set in immediately.
it ain’t going down, i need some ice!
some fresh tomatoes, some spicy olive oil and a dash of erect dick for the most delicious cock salad
“Never thought finding a late night snack would be so Hard”
got the hotdog, where’s the bun???
All signs point to “Guinness”
Not quite a midnight snack but I’m working on it…
The Viagra warning didn’t say shit about the munchies !!!
Now where are those onion rings? There’s nothing like a game of ring toss in bed.
“Look what fell out of the meat drawer…”
My personal sperm bank.
That’s not what I meant by playing “hide the sausage.”
Fuck the diet… I mean…
so that where i put the dildo. last time i play with whe i have the mucihes
The food burgular caught with his pants down!
“Hey guys, where did we put that watermellon again?”
Ever been cold cocked?
Jersey shore gets an XXX parody? better send in an audition photo for Cribs XXX.
Where the hell is that little man that keeps turning off the light?
lol@joeamo86
Where’s the Beef????
Got milk?
Sausage, sausage, who’s got the sausage?
red bull it gives you wing’s ….
Can you spot the one piece of protein in this picture?
is it cold in here or am i happy to see you?
So.. what do you put on your hot dog? Mayo or ketchup?
My meat is fresh…never frozen
OMG that guy is a legend for having guinness in his fridge!!!
Viagra is a terrible thing to waste… What’s next?
I always forget how do you make dickcycles?
When a cold shower just isn’t enough…
After years of advertising a pint of Guinness on the giant bill of a toucan, the company decides to take a new approach.
“You know, when I said to think of it like a popsicle, I didn’t think you’d ask me to chill it first.”
why the cottage cheese never ran out
Jimmy Dean, eat your heart out.
OR
You don’t need to wait for THIS sausage to thaw.
Matt is the winner
My meat is fresh, never frozen…
JoAmo86, you take this. That’s the only one that made me laugh! And it works best!! I could go for a pint right about now…
Sweet! 2 people liked mine haha. I feel oddly accomplished :p